THAT. WHY WOULD I DO THIS? YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT?
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From: Bob Servant
To: Rose
Subject: Thatâs Your Decision And I Will Respect It 100%
Fair enough. Iâll try some others.
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NO REPLY
2
Bob the Oilman
From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: National Oil and Investment
Welcome to National Oil and Investment. I have come to you because I believe you are a man to be trusted and who will understand business. Tell no-one about this opportunity.
I am American man currently working here in Togo to drill and sell the best OIL. Due to over production at our plant in Togo we are in a lucky position to send you thousands of OIL free of charge. Because this is a secret deal with no tax to pay you will pay only the shipment fee and the goods will be yours to distribute in your own country. You can sell one barrel of OIL for $175. Shipment is $50,000 for 50,000 barrels of oil so you can see the profit to be made.
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest,
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil And Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: Oil Me Up
Alan,
The warmest greetings imaginable from Broughty Ferry, Dundee. Your email is one of the most exciting business opportunities that I have received by email from Western Africa this morning, and I canât offer much higher praise than that.
I would love to be in the oil game Alan. Being from Dundee we have to deal with the Aberdeen oil mob up the road and itâs hard work. I donât mind people being rich, God knows Iâm not short of a penny, but I like it when they wear their wealth with quiet dignity like Her Majesty the Queen and Jimmy Savile. The Aberdeen mob are very much Novo Reach. They rub their oil money in your face (not in a saucy way) with their nice jumpers, matching shoes and high-end Ford Sierras.
This wee âback doorâ into the oil business could be a chance not just for me, but for Dundee as a city to bounce back. Itâs certainly exciting. I used to love that big American TV show about the family with all the oil money. The main guy wore a special hat and used to make long, inspirational speeches. Did you see it? I think it was called The Cosby Show.
Your Servant,
Bob Servant
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From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: National Oil and Investment
Dear Bob Servant,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted as a new customer for us. Let us start the administration straight away so you can have your OIL soon enough. I do not know this television show but I can tell you Bob that with the money you will make you will feel like you are on the television. Now fill this form and send back for immediate processing.
FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
STATE:
MATIRIAL:
Looking forward to hear from you soon
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil and Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: TV
Alan,
As much as I like you Alan, I certainly donât want to feel like Iâm on television after an awful experience I had last year. A so-called friend (Chappy Williams, the snake) convinced me that I was being interviewed for Blind Date but it turned out that I was actually on some Grampian TV nonsense. 2
That aside, does this mean I have the job? Or should I say your job?
Bob
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From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: The Job Is Yours
Yes Bob you have the job! so please send the form.
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil and Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: Your Forthcoming Retirement
Alan,
I will have a good look at the form later today. Itâs great to be on board and cheers for appointing me to your job. I would like to thank you for all your work and wish you the best of luck for the future. As I will tell the
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Rose
Subject: Thatâs Your Decision And I Will Respect It 100%
Fair enough. Iâll try some others.
----------------
NO REPLY
2
Bob the Oilman
From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: National Oil and Investment
Welcome to National Oil and Investment. I have come to you because I believe you are a man to be trusted and who will understand business. Tell no-one about this opportunity.
I am American man currently working here in Togo to drill and sell the best OIL. Due to over production at our plant in Togo we are in a lucky position to send you thousands of OIL free of charge. Because this is a secret deal with no tax to pay you will pay only the shipment fee and the goods will be yours to distribute in your own country. You can sell one barrel of OIL for $175. Shipment is $50,000 for 50,000 barrels of oil so you can see the profit to be made.
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest,
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil And Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: Oil Me Up
Alan,
The warmest greetings imaginable from Broughty Ferry, Dundee. Your email is one of the most exciting business opportunities that I have received by email from Western Africa this morning, and I canât offer much higher praise than that.
I would love to be in the oil game Alan. Being from Dundee we have to deal with the Aberdeen oil mob up the road and itâs hard work. I donât mind people being rich, God knows Iâm not short of a penny, but I like it when they wear their wealth with quiet dignity like Her Majesty the Queen and Jimmy Savile. The Aberdeen mob are very much Novo Reach. They rub their oil money in your face (not in a saucy way) with their nice jumpers, matching shoes and high-end Ford Sierras.
This wee âback doorâ into the oil business could be a chance not just for me, but for Dundee as a city to bounce back. Itâs certainly exciting. I used to love that big American TV show about the family with all the oil money. The main guy wore a special hat and used to make long, inspirational speeches. Did you see it? I think it was called The Cosby Show.
Your Servant,
Bob Servant
----------------
From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: National Oil and Investment
Dear Bob Servant,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted as a new customer for us. Let us start the administration straight away so you can have your OIL soon enough. I do not know this television show but I can tell you Bob that with the money you will make you will feel like you are on the television. Now fill this form and send back for immediate processing.
FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
STATE:
MATIRIAL:
Looking forward to hear from you soon
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil and Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: TV
Alan,
As much as I like you Alan, I certainly donât want to feel like Iâm on television after an awful experience I had last year. A so-called friend (Chappy Williams, the snake) convinced me that I was being interviewed for Blind Date but it turned out that I was actually on some Grampian TV nonsense. 2
That aside, does this mean I have the job? Or should I say your job?
Bob
----------------
From: Alan Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: The Job Is Yours
Yes Bob you have the job! so please send the form.
Mr Alan Thompson
Director
National Oil and Investment
Royal Plaza
Togo
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Alan Thompson
Subject: Your Forthcoming Retirement
Alan,
I will have a good look at the form later today. Itâs great to be on board and cheers for appointing me to your job. I would like to thank you for all your work and wish you the best of luck for the future. As I will tell the
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