off the yacht,â she told him flatly, lifting a chin not unlike Captain Ahabâs chin. âI jumped.â
Hughâs jaw dropped. âYou what!â
âI jumped,â she repeated calmly, which was exactly what he couldnât believe sheâd said the first time.
âAre you crazy? You jumped? In the middle of the bloody ocean? What the hell did you do a stupid thing like that for?â
The crazy woman drew herself up as tall as she could manage, which meant she was almost as tall as he was, and looked down her definitely Captain Ahab nose. âIt was,â she informed him, âthe proactive thing to do.â
Hugh sputtered. âProactive?â
How like a ditsy female to use business babble to justify temporary insanity. At least he hoped it was temporary. Hejerked his baseball cap off, ran a hand through his hair, jammed it back on again and shook his head.
âYou donât have to be embarrassed just because you drank a bit too much,â he told her. âLots of people get a little wasted when they have a dayâs holiday.â
But her chin just went higher. âIt wasnât a holiday. And I did not touch a drop. I never drink on business occasions.â
âYou jump often?â Hugh inquired. âOn business occasions?â His mouth twitched.
She gave him a fulminating glare, then wrapped her arms around her dripping dress and scowled. âFine. Donât believe me. I donât care. It doesnât matter to me whether you believe me or not.â Pause. âBut I would appreciate a towel.â
He didnât move.
The scowl grew deeper, the glare more intense. Their eyes dueled. Then Miss Captain Ahab pressed her lips together tightly. There was a long pause. Finally she gave an irritable huff and added with bad grace, âPlease.â
Hugh grinned. âComing right up!â
He fished a not-very-clean towel out from beneath the bow of the boat where he always stowed his sleeping bag and cooler and other sundry gear and tossed it back to her. âItâs all yours.â
She caught it, wiped her face, then met his gaze over the top of it. âThank you,â she said with exaggerated politeness.
Still grinning, he dipped his head. âAnytime.â
She looked away then and began drying off. Hugh stood there watching, fascinated, as she rubbed her arms and legs to dry them, then tried to sop up as much water from the beaded dress as she possibly could. It was a losing battle.
âYou could take it off,â he offered helpfully.
âYes, I could,â she reflected aloud.
And damned if she didnât!
Right then. Right there.
Well, actually it took a few moments for her to get the dress off. Palm-dampening, mouth-parching, body-hardening moments as far as Hugh was concerned. Soaking-wet and clingy beaded dresses were obviously not easy to shed.
But as he stood there gaping, the crazy woman peeled the silvery straps of her beaded dress right down her arms and wriggled and shimmied and squirmed until the dress pooled at her feet and she was wearing a strapless bra and a pair of itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini panties and nothing more.
Hughâs mouth went dry. His body got hot. He gaped, then tried to speak, but all he could manage was a croak like a frogâs. Abruptly he shut his mouth.
The woman didnât seem to notice. She gave a huge sigh as she stepped neatly out of the pool of dress. âThank God. You have no idea how heavy a wet beaded dress is.â
No, he didnât. And if he tried to think about it, his mind whirled. All the blood that ordinarily made his brain function was far too busy elsewhere.
Without thinking, he sat down. Belle came and put her head on his knee, but her gaze was still on the crazy woman.
So was Hughâs.
âIf weâre going to be polite,â the woman told him firmly, âyou shouldnât stare. My father always told me it wasnât polite to