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way, too. When you can give a woman an orgasm multiple times, she becomes addicted to you and that puts you in a position of control. She’ll continue to want it. Why do you think her clit is positioned where it is? That’s divine design. It’s a way of God forcing you to be a good lover. If it was all just about procreation, she wouldn’t even have a clitoris. Not all female mammals have them. It’s a call for you to pay attention to her body and make sure when you’re inside her, you’re angling the right way to rub up against that tiny man in the boat. You have to touch it, suck it, rub it. Men, choose wisely. Once you leave her, you’re imprinted on each other, no matter where you go. If one of you dies, the other one still has the imprint. This isn’t a joke! Don’t play with her heart. Don’t have sex casually. When you make love to her for the first time, do it because you want to imprint, not just to bust a nut! It needs to be for both reasons!”
    As the men in the crowd grew serious, Saint continued, “I need all of the men in this room to stop fucking every woman who bothers to respond to your sexual advances! How we fuck says a lot about us! How you make love is important! When you go to work a new job, you have to be trained. You’re taken on a tour of the facility. You meet your colleagues. You’re told how much you’ll get paid and what’s expected of you. The same goes for your soulmate and how you fuck her!” His voice boomed throughout the large, packed auditorium.
    “I’m going to give you a crash course this evening on how to make love, but first, let’s go over how to find, select, and woo your future goddess. You find her the same way you’ve been finding women. You have to get out and about. You can meet her online if you wish, but be selective. Remember, you’re picking your wife, not a fuck-buddy, so don’t get messed up over some woman with a nice ass and big tits. When you look at her, imagine her as your wife. When you see her photos, speak to her on the phone, go on dates with her, if something doesn’t sit well with you, don’t ignore it. Your future wife will look good to you, smell good to you, keep your interest, and embody most, if not all, that you’re looking for in a mate. It’s time to grow up, Boys. Whatever continent your family is from originally, you now have to swim over three seas to get your bride. It was designed that way so once you’re over there, in Africa, my pale comrades,” – many men laughed – “make the best use of your time and energy. You’re over there to conquer, but only one woman! There are many Black women who are still resistant to the notion that they can be treated like gold, and perhaps, by a man the color of notebook paper. There are many Black women still in love with the premise they call ‘Black love.’ There is no such thing as ‘Black love,’ ‘white love,’ ‘Latin love,’ ‘Asian love,’ or any other kind of racially-exclusive love, because love was never dipped in paint, colored with crayons or scribbled with markers. Do you think God makes one love inferior to another? It only has one color, and that color is formed when you mesh with your lover. We’re so uncomfortable with race and ethnicity in this country we try to categorize every goddamn thing! But we like what we like, and there’s science behind the attraction. The attraction makes sense. Those of you wise enough and brave enough to be here realize this. You owe no apologies. The Black woman can take a repeated beating and still sing the praises of her oppressor. She’s loyal to the undying end, and that, my friends, is part of the reason that she’s so stubborn but also so – damn – sexy.”
    He dragged the words out as if remembering someone in particular.
    “’Sexy’ isn’t just about sex. It’s about loyalty, having her man’s back. Could you imagine a strong, beautiful, Black goddess having your back? You, being faithful to her,