thin'. I mean, Kwabena he could do it without troublin' he head 'cept he black. He only jes' come down from the trees. Still scratching hisself under the arms. No be so, Kwabena?'
Kwabena grinned at Fat Paul's insult with a twinkling set of ivories and so little malevolence it would concern me if he was my bodyguard.
'Don' be fool',' said Fat Paul, reading my thoughts, 'he lookin' kind and nice like mama's bo' but, you see, he got no feelin'. He got no feelin' one way 'rother. You go run wid the money. I say, "Kwabena, Mr Bruce go run with the money." He find you, tek you and brek you things off like spider thing. You got me?'
'No plobrem,' said Kwabena slowly.
'Time we goin',' said Fat Paul, looking at a watch on a stretch-metal strap which was halfway up his forearm. 'Leave Mr Bruce time for thinkin'. Time for thinkin' all these questions he gonna aks. I'm goin' rest, lie down, prepare mysel' for the big game.'
Kwabena helped Fat Paul to his feet. The waist of his dark-blue trousers had been made to go around the widest part of his body so that the flies were a couple of feet long, the zipper coming from an upholsterer rather than a tailor. He was bare-ankled and wore slip-on shoes because he couldn't get over his stomach to put on complicated things like socks and lace-ups.
'I like you, Bruce,' said Fat Paul.
'How do you know?'
'You smell nice,' he said, and laughed. He laughed hard enough so that I hoped he wouldn't bust his gut and he was still laughing when he left the shack, hitting the doorjamb a glancing blow and nearly bringing the whole thing down. A dog appeared at the door, attracted by the laughter, thinking it might mean good humour and scraps handed down with abandon. The barman hit him on the nose with a beer-bottle top and he got the picture and took off with his bum close to the floor, leaving us with only a thin thread of music on the radio for entertainment.
Chapter 2
With Fat Paul gone and the
Ivoire Soir
finished I sucked on the
grande modèle
and fingered my face which still had a few livid marks from a beating I'd taken nearly a month ago. This was just the surface damage and it reminded me why I was even passing the time of day with a lowlife like Fat Paul who deserved the kind of attention you give a dog turd on the pavement.
Heike, the half-English/half-German woman I loved, who'd got mixed up in the ugly piece of business I had been involved in last month, had left Africa and gone back to Berlin from where she'd written saying she was looking for work.
B.B., the overweight Syrian millionaire to whom I still owed money after my last job working for him, was employing me, not on my daily rate, but on a small monthly salary and some expenses, which made the little I owed him feel like a twenty-five-year mortgage.
I was supposed to be handling the sacking of a Dane called Kurt Nielsen who was running B.B.'s sheanut operation in Korhogo. This was what B.B. had called his 'small problem in Korhogo' which didn't seem to be a problem at all, just a way of B.B. amusing himself by keeping me dangling on a string.
Kurt Nielsen had been messing with the local girls, keeping bad books and, worst of all, not calling B.B. I'd asked him what was wrong with playing around.
'Thass what I'm saying, Bruise,' B.B. had said. 'He not playing. He fall in lov'. Dese girls you don't fall in lov', you play. Is nice and light. You fall in lov' an' ever'ting spoil.'
B.B. didn't want him sacked until he had a replacement which he was finding hard to get. That's what he said anyway. I knew different. I knew it was because we'd agreed that I would start charging my daily rate when I'd got rid of Nielsen and B.B. hated the sound of my daily rate.
He'd made life sound attractive by offering an all-expenses-paid holiday in Grand Bassam until I was needed. Then I'd found that any expense was too much for B.B. and we'd been fighting over small change ever since. The only expense he considered legitimate were