was so polite and relaxed it was exciting. It was the way it was supposed to be, the way it so rarely was.
They should have had help, someone to serve and wait for the guestsâ needs to make themselves known, but there was always trouble keeping household help. Curtis was having a good day, but these were rare.
Margaret didnât mind having to serve the gazpacho herselfâit gave her something to do, and this was important ever since, some ten years before, she had heaved a porcelain Buddha at her mother and smashed it to pieces. Granted, seventeen-year-olds do things like that sometimes, and granted, further, that the Buddha had been gaudy shlock, the gift of a lobbyist representing the canned food industry. Her mother was old-Sacramento, and her family still had some political weight.
Still, the event lingered in Margaretâs mind as a defining episode. She was much nicer to her mother now, but she felt both apologetic and fervent in her dislike of what Curtis called Andreaâs âBetty Boop crossed with Vampiraâ mannerisms.
Webber told a story about seeing a manta ray off the shore, and swimming along with it for awhile, and Andrea batted her eyelashes and made her wide-with-awe expression, a look she assumed was a man-killer. âWerenât you afraid?â she said.
Webber made a little shrug with his hands: afraid of what. But Margaret could tell he was flattered.
âI lived in Hilo for awhile,â said Curtis. âIt rained a lot. I remember toads. Hundreds of toads. And flowers. Beautiful flowers. And cockroaches. You wouldnât believe these roachesâthe size of Chevies.â
âOh my,â said Andrea.
âWhat am I doingâwhat a thing to talk about.â said Curtis.
âBut the toads would help out with those,â said Webber.
âOh, yuck,â said Andrea, enjoying herself.
âCurtis used to eat bugs, didnât you, Curtis?â said Margaret. She couldnât help it. Her mother made being nice seem criminal.
âI didnât,â protested Curtis, looking at Margaret for help.
âLarva,â said Margaret.
âWeâre going to have to move in that direction,â said Webber.
âIn the direction of larva,â said Margaret.
âAs a source of protein for the worldâs hungry,â said Webber.
Instantly Margaret decided that Webber was someone she could like. A strong person who could still enjoy himself. The sort of man who could fire three people in the morning and then make a big contribution to Save the Children and feel fine. He was, perhaps, not a noble person, but he wanted to be. He had that comfortable way of talking, someone who said things just as he had read them or heard them on the news.
âI act like this because my mother was so nice I knew I couldnât possibly compete with her,â said Margaret. She took her motherâs hand, surprising even herself. She felt gracious. Her mother dimpled, looking at Margaret with something like happiness.
âI love your goat,â said Webber.
âYou astonish me,â said Margaret.
âHe has such a smart expression,â Webber said.
âIâm impressed that youâre so widely read,â Margaret replied, unable to hide her pleasure. Webber was referring to a character Margaret had created for a series of childrenâs books. Her stories were about a goat detective, Starr of the Yard.
Webber smiled. âYour goatâs famous. Your mother said something about a TV series.â
âIâm sure Starr would like you,â said Margaret.
She wasnât sure, exactly. She was being polite. It was easy to be polite to Webber. She was fairly certain, however, that none of her characters in any of her books would have been able to stand her mother for half a minute.
It was enough to make things just a little uncomfortable in a pleasant way. Webber was almost flirting with Margaret.
So it was hardly a
Christopher Leppek, Emanuel Isler