her ears and pulled off the marble-sized gold earrings that were hanging from her lobes. She held the two shiny spheres in her palm and incanted under her breath. The gold balls glowed then rose from her palm and encircled each other like tiny binary stars. The uniformed cop stepped in to get a better look but Murano backed up and said, âWhat theââ He didnât get to finish before the two balls shot through the air and exploded into the chests of the two officers. They were thrown against the wall in a shower of light. When I could see again it looked like they werenât getting up any time soon. Brendan went through the FBI manâs pockets for the handcuff key while the old woman checked on the health of the cop. ââBout time you got here,â I said to Brendan. âThat Fed is a nutcase. It was only a matter of time before he dropped a starving rodent down my trousers.â I stood up and went over to where the old woman was holding the policemanâs head. I leaned in and took a close-up look at the old woman. âEssa?â She smiled â it wrinkled up her whole face. âMiss me?â
Chapter Two Ruby
âE ssa, youâre so â¦â âIâm so what?â she said in a tone that sent warning bells exploding in my brain. âHow do I look, Conor? Tell me.â âWell, you look â¦â âIf you say âwrinkledâ Iâm going to chain you back to that chair. For you, I got off my horse and set foot on the ground in the Real World. Because you and Brendan donât know how to hide, I am what an eighty-year-old woman looks like in this gods forsaken land. So once again, how do I look?â âI was just about to say that you donât look a day over seventy.â âCan we get out of here please,â Brendan said, âIâve just assaulted a federal agent. Iâd like to be gone before that appears on my permanent record.â Essa opened her briefcase and took out a jar of Vaseline. âAre we going to slide out of here?â Essa didnât even bother with a dirty look. âOak tree sap,â Brendan said. âIt was my motherâs idea to put it in a Vaseline jar to get it past security.â Essa smeared the sap in a circle on the windowless wall. Then she placed her hand on the sticky circle and incanted. When she removed her hand a gold handprint glowed in the brown circle. She straightened up, groaned and rubbed her back. âReady to leave?â âI sure am, grandma.â That got me a dirty look. She shouted a single word that sounded like a sneeze and the circle silently blew out of the wall. Daylight poured in among the dust and I could see parked cars through what moments earlier had been a wall. Brendan crouched down and pointed. âWe have to get past that gate. My car is parked on the other side.â I walked over to the unconscious Agent Murano. He was starting to come round and if I was honest, Iâd have to admit that I was toying with the idea of kicking him in the ribs so he would have something to remember me by. Thatâs when I saw it. Brendan had emptied the FBI manâs pockets looking for the handcuff key. In a pile on the floor, was scattered change and car keys attached to a keychain that said Porsche. âIâve got a better idea.â In the parking lot I pressed the fob attached to the keychain and lights on Agent Andyâs white sports car blinked. It was almost like his car was saying âSteal me.â The car, like the special agentâs shoes, was meticulously cleaned and waxed. It wasnât new but he tried to make it look like it was â right up to the new-car smell air freshener. It was obvious that my torturer loved this vehicle and I was looking forward to smashing it through the front gate. I didnât get a chance. Brendan wouldnât let me behind the wheel. He pointed out that heâd been