trained in high-speed driving and I had only been driving for a year. I wouldnât have gotten to smash it into the gate anyway because it was open. We zoomed past a surprised (and soon-to-be unemployed) guard without even a scratch.
It was a tight fit in the car. I got stuffed in to the back and we broke all Pennsylvania speeding laws. After my incarceration I needed some air, so I reached into the front and pulled the latch for the convertible top. The wind took the roof and ripped it right off the car.
âOops,â I said with a smile worthy of Fergal.
âYeeha!â Essa whooped.
I laughed and shouted over the sound of the rushing wind, âWhere did you learn to do that?â
âIsnât that what you and Fergal used to do when you were excited?â Essa said, her grey hair swirling around the car.
âIt is â well remembered.â
Brendan was tearing around the back country road at an alarming speed. I would have thought that Essa would be terrified but she loved it.
âThis is like being on dragon-back,â she shouted. âCan everybody go around in contraptions like this?â
âIf they go this fast they get in trouble from the police,â Brendan answered.
âBut itâs OK because you are police â right?â
âNot any more,â Brendan said, âI handed in my badge the instant the FBI man hit the wall.â
Brendan slowed a little bit as we turned onto the narrow roads that led to his house. At last we skidded around a corner and saw Brendanâs mother and daughter waiting for us at the exact place where Brendan and I had arrived from Tir na Nog a week earlier.
It was the first time I had ever seen Brendanâs daughter. She stood there in a purple tie-dye tee-shirt, a small pack on her back, a white stick in her hand and classic full-sized Ray-Ban sunglasses that took over her whole face.
Essa quickly busied herself opening the portal. Brendanâs mother, Nora, said, âIt is very nice to see you again, Conor. Are you OK?â
âIâm fine, Mrs Fallon.â
I crouched down and addressed Ruby. âAnd you must be Brendanâs little Gem?â
Ruby straightened up and said, âOnly Daddy can call me Gem.â
âOh, sorry. It is very nice to meet you, Miss Fallon.â
She shot her hand straight out in front of her. âIt is nice to meet you, Mr OâNeil.â
We shook. âCall me Conor, Mr OâNeil is my dad. Can I call you Ruby?â
âYou can call me Miss Fallon.â
âThatâs my Gem,â Brendan said smiling.
âWell, Miss Fallon, I like your shades.â
Ruby adjusted the huge sunglasses. âIf theyâre good enough for Ray Charles,â she said, âthen theyâre good enough for me.â
âIndubitably,â I agreed.
The sound of distant sirens pulled my attention away from the undersized child in the oversized sunglasses. Essa had started the portal to Tir na Nog â there was an outline hanging in the air but it didnât look like anything I wanted to step into.
âPick up the pace, old lady,â I said. âWeâll soon have company.â
âYou want to do this, Duir Boy?â she grumbled. âStepping through an unstable portal is almost as dangerous as calling me âold ladyâ.â
âSeriously,â Brendan said. There was concern in his voice. âHow long?â
âIt could be soon if you would allow me to concentrate.â
Brendan and I left her alone. The noise of the approaching sirens meant the cops were almost there.
âWeâve got a problem,â Brendan said.
âYou think?â
âEssa wields our only non-lethal weapon and sheâs busy opening the magic thingy.â
âYou missing your bow and arrows?â
âIf the cops get here before she finishes theyâll shoot you.â
âMe?â I said. âWhat about you? How about when they