that.
Bets crept away in shame. The telegraph boy stared after her, amazed. Larry, Pip, and Daisy laughed till they ached.
Its all very well to laugh, said Bets, dolefully. I shall get into an awful row with Mother now. But honestly, its exactly like one of Fattys disguises.
Well, of course, if youre going to think every telegraph boy is Fatty, just because Fattys got a telegraph boys uniform, were in for a funny time, said Pip. Gosh, I wish old Fatty would come. Its ages since he telephoned. The very next person must be Fatty!
It was! He came cycling up the drive, plump as ever, a broad grin on his good-humoured face, and Buster running valiantly beside the pedals!
Fatty! FATTY! shrieked every one, and almost before he could fling his bicycle into the hedge, all four were on him. Buster capered round, mad with excitement, barking without stopping. Fatty was thumped on the shoulder by every one, and hugged by Bets, and dragged off into the garden.
Fatty - youve been ages coming! said Bets. We thought youd be in disguise, and we watched and watched.
And Bets made some simply frightful mistakes! said Pip. Shes just flung her arms round the telegraph boy! He was awfully startled.
He still looked alarmed when I met him cycling out of the gate, said Fatty, grinning at Bets. He kept looking round as if he expected Bets to be after him with a few more hugs.
Oh, Fatty - its fine to see you again, said Bets, happily. I dont know how I could have thought any of those people here this morning were you - that awful gipsy woman - and the butcher boy - and the telegraph boy.
We honestly thought youd be in disguise, said Larry. Gosh - how brown you are - almost black. Any one would think you were a foreigner! You havent got any paint on, have you? Ive never known you get burnt so brown.
No - Im just myself, said Fatty, modestly. No complexion powder, no paint, no false eyelashes, no nothing. I must say youre all pretty brown yourselves.
Woof, said Buster, trying to get on to Bets knee.
He says hes sunburnt too, said Bets, who could always explain what Busters woofs meant. But it doesnt show on him. Darling Buster! We have missed you!
They all settled down to the iced lemonade that was left. Fatty grinned round. Then he made a surprising statement. Well, Find-Outers - youre not as smart as I thought you were! Youve lost your cunning. You didnt recognize me this morning when I came in disguise!
They all set down their glasses and stared at him blankly. In disguise? What did he mean?
What disguise? Youre not in disguise, said Larry. Whats the joke?
No joke, said Fatty, sipping his lemonade. I came here in disguise this morning to test out my faithful troop of detectives - and you didnt recognize your chief. Shame on you! I was a bit afraid of Bets, though.
Pip and Bets ran through the people who had appeared since breakfast that morning. Mrs. Lacy - no, you werent her, Fatty. The postman - no, impossible. The man to mend the roof - no, he hadnt a tooth in his head. That old gipsy-woman - no, she really was too tall, and anyway she ran like a hare when she thought I was going to fetch Daddy.
The butcher boy - no, said Larry.
And we know it wasnt the telegraph boy, he had such a wizened face, said Daisy. Youre fooling us, Fatty. You havent been here before this morning. Go on - own up!
Im not fooling, said Fatty, taking another drink. I say, this lemonade is super. I was here this morning - and I tell you, Bets was the only one I thought was going to see through me.
They all stared at him disbelievingly. Well, who were you, then? said Larry at last.
The gipsy woman! said Fatty, with a grin. I took you in properly, didnt I?
You werent, said Daisy, disbelievingly. Youre pulling our legs. If youd seen her,