type it up? Iâll sign it.â
âSir?â
âThatâs a joke, son. Youâre the new guy, I bet.â
âYessir.â
âLighten up,â the doctor said. âYou the fella played basketball in Spain? Saw the article on you in the Manistique paper.â
âYessir.â
The ME grinned. âOur dearly departed here was a widely known and much-loathed shitbag.â
âI sort of got that impression from his wife.â
The ME grinned. âHer? Sheâs worse than him.â
Halter got back into his truck and tried to conjure dancing hares. Twenty-five years, he told himself. This is your second day.
Last on the List
They took the NortonâKramden thing as a left-handed compliment more than a put-down. Not that either man remembered the Jackie Gleason show, The Honeymooners, but they knew what it was and decided it was a good thing. COs Edouard Morton (Norton) and Ralf Camden (Kramden) had patrolled Iron County for years, almost always together. The two men had spent so much time together that each felt like he knew what the other was thinking.
By contrast, neither man had a clue what his wife was thinking, but out on patrol they rarely talked in depth about personal matters. On duty, wives and kids were superfluous. Neither man saw what they did as work or a mere job. It was a higher calling, like a doctor, a minister, a hooker, or something.
July 5 was hot and sultry. They were patrolling the Net River country in north-central Iron County, just south of the Baragastan line and north and a bit east of the Wisconsin border in Michiganâs Upper Peninsula. Morton and Camden had been young Marines in Hue City, where they had been fire-hardened in combat, seen RPGs obliterate comrades, other men die from sniper fire, still others from grenades stuffed in dead dogs or explosives strapped to seven-year-old girls and detonated remotely. Because of their war (it was always their war, their personal possession), the partners had developed and sustained acute senses of situational awareness. Truth be known, Camdenâs in-the-moment acuity was a bit better than Mortonâs, who was by nature more trusting and garrulous.
On patrol when their eyes werenât focused hard outside the truck, they sometimes talked about the possibility of losing the focus and honed edge they had come to call âBig E.â
Yesterday had been a busy, long twelve-hour marine patrol, checking boaters and fishermen on Chicagoan Lake. They had written a dozen tickets for various safety violations, short fish, and over-limits, but they mostly issued warnings for lesser violations. While laws were written black and white, enforcement happened more in the gray, where keen judgment and quick reflexes ruled.
âSeems slow,â Morton said now, driving slowly. The roads in this part of the county were almost all rock, brutal on trucks and tires, and human spines.
âYesterday,â Camden said. âBusy then, now this. Big yawn.â
Both men grunted as they topped a small rise and saw a vehicle a couple of hundred yards ahead of them. Camden had the stabilizer binos in hand. âPassengerâs window is open. I count two souls. Driver windowâs open, too. I can see his elbow.â
âWeps?â Morton asked.
âNot visible.â
âIâll hang back,â he said, âbarely keep contact, let them roll along.â
âWorks for me,â Camden said.
The serpentine road was in semi-open country with multiple small rises and dips and now and then a half-mile stretch through a dense hemlock or Norway pine stand or massive popple regrowth.
âStop!â Camden said to his partner, got out, fetched a shiny new beer can, still with dregs, which he emptied onto the ground, and tossed the empty into the truck bed.
âRoad beer,â he said as he got back in.
âI didnât see him toss it.â
âPassenger let it slip down his