door.â
âThink they made us?â
âNah, weâre good.â
Morton checked his watch. âShiftâs pushing eight hours.â
âOkay, letâs see this dealie through, then head for the barn.â
âPlans tonight?â the driver asked.
âSleep,â Camden said. âToo much sun for me yesterday.â
âOne out of five,â Morton said.
A lame old UP joke: 360 days of winter and five days of lousy sledding, the season downstaters called summer.
Camden kept his binos on the vehicle ahead. âLooks like a â59 Buick Electra with fins, a lot of chrome, black ragtop.â
âIs there a classic car rally somewhere near here this week?â Morton asked.
âNo clue, and this one ahead of us ainât classic or tricked out. Itâs just old. Weâre starting to close on them. Fall back a little, or weâll have to tow these assholes out of something,â Camden said.
âProjectiles out both sides,â Camden then reported.
âBoth marked,â Morton said, making mental notes of locations. Reaching the spot, Camden jumped out and fetched two more cans.
âPBR,â he said, making a face.
âGot a case on the seat between them. Bet?â
âNope, youâre right.â
âLittering,â Camden said drolly. âMajor crime. Jump them now?â
âNot yet, keep watching,â Morton said.
Camden looked at his partner. âYou feeling something?â
âNot sure. You?â
Morton shrugged. âEnd of shift: My old lady wants dinner out tonight.â
âQuid pro quo?â
âPretty much,â Morton said. âSay when you want me to close on them.â
Ten minutes later the Buick stopped and didnât move. Two men got out, pissed beside their vehicle, chugged new beers, and sailed the empties into the weeds.
âStill donât see weps,â Morton told his partner.
âLetâs get this over,â Camden said.
Morton drove fast without lights until they were thirty feet behind the Electra. Only then did he turn on the emergency blue flashers, headlights, spotlights, and give a sharp whirp on the yelper siren. The Buick rolled and lurched another hundred yards before lumbering and jerking to a stop.
âSlow reaction time,â Morton said. âMaybe a few too many drinkies for the driver.â
The two officers went forward cautiously, Morton to the driver, Camden to the passenger window, where he looked down.
âGot alcohol?â Morton asked the driver.
âNo, man,â the driver said. âYa know, just road pops.â
Camdenâs passenger stared straight ahead, his body rigid, head down, chin pulled in, slumped slightly forward.
While the driver was carrying on with Morton like they were asshole buddies, Camden saw the cords tighten in his manâs neck, saw the man had his right hand under the seat, groping around, trying to do it without being seen.
Camden grabbed the manâs wrist, jerked up the hand clutching an automatic. He could hear his partner still yapping happily with the driver as he got both hands on the passengerâs gun hand, yanked him violently through the window, slammed him hard to the ground, dropped onto the manâs back with his knee, and smashed the gun hand with his fist into the wrist. The gun came loose, and in one fluid motion Camden wrenched the gun hand behind the man, cuffed it, then cuffed the other hand. Camden popped to his feet, breathing heavily from the sudden exertion. He waved the automatic at his partner.
âGet that sonovabitch out and pat his ass down! The passenger had this under the seat.â Camden felt his heart pounding, adrenaline still pumping.
Morton made his man show his hands, got him out, cuffed him, and patted him down. âClean here,â he reported.
Camden yanked his prisoner to his feet. âYou have something in mind?â
âBlow your ass to hell,