said. I tried to resist, I really did. If Darryl hadnât said, âWay to go, manâfor a moment I was worried about you,âI think I could have held out. But he did. And Adam laughed, which clinched it.
I sighed and picked an imaginary string off my pant leg. âNot
that
way. My husband is a werewolf, you know. So
really
not, if you know what I mean.â
She blinked avidly. âNo. What do you mean?â
âWell,â I said, looking away from her as if I were embarrassed, and I half mumbled, âYou know what they say about werewolves.â
She leaned closer. âNo,â she whispered. âTell me.â
I had heard the meeting-room door open, so I knew that the werewolves could hear every word we whispered.
I let out a huff of air and turned back to her. âYou know, every night is just fine. Iâm good with every morning, too. Three, four times a night? Well . . .â I let fall a husky laugh. âYouâve
seen
my husband, right?â Adam was gorgeous. âBut some nights . . . Iâm not on the right side of thirty anymore, you know? Sometimes Iâm tired. I just get to sleep, and heâs nudging me again.â I gave her what I hoped would come out as a shy, hopeful smile. âDo you have anything that might help with that?â
I donât know what I expected her to do. But it wasnât what happened.
She nodded decisively and pulled out an oversized vial with âRest Wellâ written on the label. âMy managerâs father, God rest his soul, discovered the âlittle blue pillâ last year. Her mother just about divorced him after forty years of marriage before she tried this.â
âGod rest his soulâ meant dead, right? I took the vial warily. Like the others, it didnât
feel
magical. I opened it and sniffed. Lavender again, but it was more complex than that. Orange, I thought, and something else. âWhatâs in it?â I asked.
âSt. Johnâs wort, lavender, orange,â she said briskly. âThis isnât quite chemical castration, but it will bring your life into balance,â she said, and she was off on her sales pitch as if the phrase âchemical castrationâ was a common conceptâ
and
something one might consider doing to oneâs husband.
And she looked like such a nice, normal person.
I sniffed the vial again. St. Johnâs wort I knew mostly from a book Iâd once borrowed about the fae. The herb could be used to protect yourself and your home against some kinds of fae when placed around windows, doors, and chimneys. If it protected against the fae, maybe I should see if we could get it somewhere and stockpile. Maybe we could grow it. Lucia had our flower beds looking better than they had in years, and she was talking about putting in an herb garden somewhere. St. Johnâs wort was an herb.
Eventually, Izzyâs mother finished her sales presentation and began the hard sell.
I have a strong will. I didnât join up to sell Intrasity products to all my friends. She could say it âwasnât a pyramid schemeâ all she wanted, but thatâs what it was. When she offered a 10 percent discount for names and phone numbers of friends, I thought about giving her Elizavetaâs name. But I wasnât all that keen on sending a perfectly nice woman to the scary witch. I also wasnât sure that the witch really counted as a friend.
I would let Elizaveta know that Tracy LaBella was styling herself a witch to sell her products and let the old Russian deal with it herself.
So I paid full price for one normal-sized and one oversized bottle of Rest Well, which was Izzyâs motherâs entire stock. I mostly bought it because it was funny, but also because I intended to see what kind of an effect the St. Johnâs wort would have on a fae.
With Zee and Tad stuck on the reservation, I might need something to use against the