Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Read Free

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    Who’s there?
    Tennis.
    Tennis who?
    Tennis just before eleven.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Undo.
    Undo who?
    Undo-wear is what I put on first.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vera.
    Vera who?
    Vera funny–now open the door!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Waiter.
    Waiter who?
    Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yankee.
    Yankee who?
    Yankee-doodle-do, that’s who!

I HEAR A RAPPING SOUND!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amahl.
    Amahl who?
    Amahl is where I like to go shopping.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Balls.
    Balls who?
    Balls well that ends well.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cauliflower.
    Cauliflower who?
    Cauliflower and I’ll call you crazy.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Disaster.
    Disaster who?
    Disaster be the worst knock-knock joke I’ve ever heard.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eliza.
    Eliza who?
    Eliza lot, so you can’t trust him.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Furs.
    Furs who?
    Furs you sit down, and then you put on your socks and shoes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gull.
    Gull who?
    Gulls like to go shopping at the mall.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hobbit.
    Hobbit who?
    Hobbit opening the door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivana.
    Ivana who?
    Ivana come in! Open the door!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Joust.
    Joust who?
    Joust about time for dinner.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kai.
    Kai who?
    My Kai flies in the sky on windy days.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lego.
    Lego who?
    Lego of the door handle.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mississippi.
    Mississippi who?
    Mississippi is Mr. Ippi’s wife.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nero.
    Nero who?
    Nero far, you’re still my best friend.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you tired of all these knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pasta.
    Pasta who?
    Pasta peanut butter sandwich, please.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Queen.
    Queen who?
    Queen up this porch. It’s a mess!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rice.
    Rice who?
    Rice up early in the morning.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sam.
    Sam who?
    Sam enchanted evening…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tex.
    Tex who?
    Tex messages can be sent on your cell phone.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Urania.
    Urania who?
    Urania my parade, and that doesn’t make me happy.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper the windows. They’re dirty.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    William Tell.
    William Tell who?
    William, Tell your mother to come to the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yoke.
    Yoke who?
    The yoke’s on you! Ha!

WHO’S HAMMERING ON THE DOOR?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A Mayan.
    A Mayan who?
    A Mayan the wrong porch, knocking on the wrong door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Balls.
    Balls who?
    Balls fair in love and war.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Coconut.
    Coconut who?
    Coconut is a person who drinks cocoa every chance he gets.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Donahue.
    Donahue who?
    Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eel.
    Eel who?
    Eel is what your broken bones do when the doctor puts them in a cast.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    France.
    France who?
    My France and I play ball during recess.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gallop.
    Gallop who?
    Gallop down some soda pop with me.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honeydew.
    Honeydew who?
    Honeydew you love me?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Izzy.
    Izzy who?
    Izzy come, izzy go.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juana.
    Juana who?
    Juana go for a walk?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kenya.
    Kenya who?
    Kenya get me a drink? I’m thirsty.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lewis.
    Lewis who?
    Lewis and Clark were explorers.

    Knock,