Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Read Free Page B

because she stubbed her toe.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Emerson.
    Emerson who?
    Emerson funny knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Five.
    Five who?
    Five been out here knocking for a long time.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gwen.
    Gwen who?
    Gwen you stop telling knock-knock jokes, I’ll be very happy.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to go to Disneyland?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish I knew.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Just Ashen.
    Just Ashen who?
    Just Ashen if anyone will let me in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kleenex.
    Kleenex who?
    Kleenex I’ve ever been is after I take a bath.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Leif.
    Leif who?
    Leifs are what grow on trees.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Macaw.
    Macaw who?
    Macaw ran out of gas.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good knock-knock joke?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oliver.
    Oliver who?
    Oliver is what people who like liver say before they eat it.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police give me a candy bar.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quiet.
    Quiet who?
    Quiet a long ride to the ocean, isn’t it?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roland.
    Roland who?
    Roland on the river.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Seahorse.
    Seahorse who?
    Seahorse around and you always get in trouble.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tyler.
    Tyler who?
    Tyler is someone who lays tiles on the floor.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Upton.
    Upton who?
    It’s Upton you to open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vine.
    Vine who?
    Vine weather to go swimming.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wa.
    Wa who?
    Hey, are you a cowboy?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    You.
    You who?
    You who to you too.

THE DOOR IS SHUT!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    Amos be bugging you a lot.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Basket.
    Basket who?
    Basket home because it’s nearly dark!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canter.
    Canter who?
    Canter you come out and go for a bike ride?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Delight.
    Delight who?
    Delight on your porch burnt my finger.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Essay.
    Essay who?
    Essay for you to say.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fiddle.
    Fiddle who?
    Fiddle secrets are hard to keep.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    G.I.
    G.I. who?
    G.I. wish you would give me ten dollars.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hugh.
    Hugh who?
    Hugh da man!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ida.
    Ida who?
    Ida like to come inside.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juneau.
    Juneau who?
    Juneau anything besides knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kuwait.
    Kuwait who?
    Kuwait till I tie my shoe?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lena.
    Lena who?
    Lena against the door is tiresome, so open up!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mackie.
    Mackie who?
    Mackie-roni and cheese is my favorite lunch.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah business like show business.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oil.
    Oil who?
    Oil see you later, alligator.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police, give me a break.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quill.
    Quill who?
    Quill you ever stop telling these wacky jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rapture.
    Rapture who?
    Rapture presents for Christmas.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Saul.
    Saul who?
    Saul these jokes are driving me crazy.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thistle.
    Thistle who?
    Thistle make you laugh.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Van Nuys.
    Van Nuys who?
    Van Nuys have seen the glory…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wade.
    Wade who?
    Wade in the water and get wet.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yolanda.
    Yolanda who?
    Yolanda your back when you slip on a banana