Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Read Free Page A

knock.
    Who’s there?
    Marcus.
    Marcus who?
    Marcus waiting for you to come out and play.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Newton.
    Newton who?
    Newton had an apple fall on his head.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive and let live.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pig.
    Pig who?
    Pig up your stuff and put it away.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Queen.
    Queen who?
    Sour queen is what I like on potatoes!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter. Did you get it?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Salmon.
    Salmon who?
    Salmon Ella have been married for 50 years.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Therese.
    Therese who?
    Therese got to be an end to these crazy jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Unaware.
    Unaware who?
    Unaware is what you don’t answer the door in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Venda.
    Venda who?
    Venda knocks keep coming, you’ll open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    You sound like an owl.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yule.
    Yule who?
    Yule be glad this is almost the last joke.

KNOCK IT OFF!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amish.
    Amish who?
    Amish you a whole lot.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Burton.
    Burton who?
    Burton the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Chester.
    Chester who?
    Chester minute! I’m on the telephone.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have any way to stop telling knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ellen.
    Ellen who?
    Ellen you my bicycle if you promise to bring it back.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Foyer.
    Foyer who?
    Foyer information, it’s Spider-Man.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ghana.
    Ghana who?
    Ghana keep knocking till you open this door!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hiram.
    Hiram who?
    Hiram tired of all these silly jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Igor.
    Igor who?
    Igor to come inside if you ever open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juicy.
    Juicy who?
    Juicy the flying saucer?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me if you can.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    License.
    License who?
    He didn’t license the last time.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Midas.
    Midas who?
    Midas well tell you another knock-knock joke.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Niacin.
    Niacin who?
    Niacin quiet around here, isn’t it?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ostrich.
    Ostrich who?
    Ostrich my arms when I wake up in the morning.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pizza.
    Pizza who?
    Pizza cake would sure taste good right now.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Queen.
    Queen who?
    Queen and tidy, that’s how your room should be kept.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rocco.
    Rocco who?
    Rocco roll is my favorite kind of music.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Samoa.
    Samoa who?
    Samoa ice cream, please.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Thomas.
    Thomas who?
    Thomas is a bunch of toes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Uneeda.
    Uneeda who?
    Uneeda brush your teeth.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vera.
    Vera who?
    I’m Vera tired of these nutty knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Warrior.
    Warrior who?
    Warrior been all of my life?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yucatan.
    Yucatan who?
    Yucatan very fast and even get sunburned without suntan lotion.

STOP THAT NOISE!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amoeba.
    Amoeba who?
    Amoeba silly, but I like knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo-hoo.
    Boo-hoo who?
    Boo-hoo-hoo.
    Boo-hoo-hoo who?
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?
    Stop it! You’re breaking my heart.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Camel.
    Camel who?
    Camel come out and play?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dinosaur.
    Dinosaur who?
    Dinosaur