owned it! Me! Buying pictures. It seemed a crazy idea. I took a look at the picture again. Me wanting that picture didnât make sense, and anyway, I probably couldnât afford it. Actually I was in funds at just that moment. A lucky tip on a horse. This picture would probably cost a packet. Twenty pounds? Twenty-five? Anyway, there would be no harm in asking. They couldnât eat me, could they? I went in, feeling rather aggressive and on the defensive.
The inside of the place was all very hushed and grand. There was a sort of muted atmosphere with neutral-colour walls and a velvet settee on which you could sit and look at the pictures. A man who looked a little like the model for the perfectly dressed man in advertisements came and attended to me, speaking in a rather hushed voice to match the scenery. Funnily, he didnât look superior as they usually do in high-grade Bond Street shops. He listened to what I said and then he took the picture out of the window and displayed it for me against a wall, holding it there for me to look at as long as I wanted. It came to me thenâin the way you sometimes know just exactly how things are, that the same rules didnât apply over pictures as they do about other things. Somebody might come into a place like this dressed in shabby old clothes and a frayed shirt and turn out to be a millionaire who wanted to add to his collection. Or he could come in looking cheap and flashy, rather like me perhaps, but somehow or other heâd got such a yen for a picture that he managed to get the money together by some kind of sharp practice.
âA very fine example of the artistâs work,â said the man who was holding the picture.
âHow much?â I said briskly.
The answer took my breath away.
âTwenty-five thousand,â he said in his gentle voice.
Iâm quite good at keeping a poker face. I didnât show anything. At least I donât think I did. He added some name that soundedforeign. The artistâs name, I suppose, and that it had just come on the market from a house in the country, where the people who lived there had had no idea what it was. I kept my end up and sighed.
âItâs a lot of money but itâs worth it, I suppose,â I said.
Twenty-five thousand pounds. What a laugh!
âYes,â he said and sighed. âYes indeed.â He lowered the picture very gently and carried it back to the window. He looked at me and smiled. âYou have good taste,â he said.
I felt that in some way he and I understood each other. I thanked him and went out into Bond Street.
Three
I donât know much about writing things downânot, I mean, in the way a proper writer would do. The bit about that picture I saw, for instance. It doesnât really have anything to do with anything. I mean, nothing came of it, it didnât lead to anything and yet I feel somehow that it is important, that it has a place somewhere. It was one of the things that happened to me that meant something. Just like Gipsyâs Acre meant something to me. Like Santonix meant something to me.
I havenât really said much about him. He was an architect. Of course youâll have gathered that. Architects are another thing Iâd never had much to do with, though I knew a few things about the building trade. I came across Santonix in the course of my wanderings. It was when I was working as a chauffeur, driving the rich around places. Once or twice I drove abroad, twice to GermanyâI knew a bit of Germanâand once or twice to FranceâI had a smattering of French tooâand once to Portugal. They were usually elderly people, who had money and bad health in about equal quantities.
When you drive people like that around, you begin to think that money isnât so hot after all. What with incipient heart attacks, lots of bottles of little pills you have to take all the time, and losing your temper over the food or the