money weâre savinâ her.â
âHow do you figure?â I asked.
âOn a satellite dish.â
âShe ainât buyinâ no satellite dish.â
âExactly.â
â Why arenât we doing this at your place?â I asked him.
âAbe, my momâs home . Itâs hard enough to do anythinâ at my place when my mom ainât home,â he said. âYouâre lucky your mom works all day shootinâ people.â
âShe donât shoot people all day,â I said. âI donât reckon sheâs ever actually shot anyone .â My mother was the only detective the Alvin Police Department had, and, if she had shot anyone, she certainly hadnât told me about it. And it seemed like the sort of thing sheâd probably mention.
âI reckon she has.â
âShe hasnât,â I assured him.
âI bet she thinks about it, though,â Dewey said. âA lot.â
âCan we just get this finished so I can have it cleaned up âfore she gets home?â I asked him.
Dewey was taking the aluminum foil and rolling it into a sort of shiny rope. He made sure all the new pieces fit tightly against the old ones, making one solid snake that ran around the inside of my living room, starting and ending at the back of the television set.
âSo why was they all blue?â Dewey asked. âThe knights, I mean. Or was there other colors, too? They canât all be on the same side. Be awful confusinâ if they was all blue.â
âThe other ones were red. I saw one of them later.â
âWhich ones were the good guys?â Dewey asked.
âHow do you mean?â
âThereâs always a good side and a bad side, Abe. Were the blue ones the good ones or the bad ones? These colors make it hard to know. Usually they use somethinâ obvious like black and white. Then you know who you should be rootinâ for.â
âDo you root for the good guys or the bad guys?â I asked.
Dewey stopped laying down his aluminum foil pipeline and considered this. âThat depends on when in my life you had asked me. When I was little I always wanted the good guys to win. Then I went through a phase where I secretly hoped for the bad guys.â
âAnd?â I asked. âWhat about now?â
âNow I guess I just want to see a fair fight,â he said. âDid the blues and the reds both have swords?â
I started to get excited. The swords had been the best part. âYou shoulda seen the swords,â I said. âThe red blades actually glowed the same color as the knights, and they were huge. They looked so big I doubt I coulda lifted one off the ground. And each sword had a different gem in its pommel and smaller ones all over its hilt. They actually had real swords for sale in Sleeping Beautyâs Castle, but Mom refused to buy me one. She told me Iâd wind up takinâ somebodyâs eye out with it or somethinâ.â
âWow,â Dewey said, looking off into the distance and seemingly speaking to himself. âA real sword. That would be somethinâ.â His attention came back to the living room and all the foil. He looked me straight in the eyes. âEspecially if we both had one. We could have sword fights.â
âAre you even listeninâ to a word Iâm sayinâ?â I asked him. âThese were real swords, Dewey. We couldnât have sword fights with âem. Weâd wind up killinâ each other.â
âStill, itâs fun to think about.â
I hesitated. âYouâre right. It is fun to think about.â
Deweyâs aluminum foil rope ran along the walls of the entire living room, running behind the big stuffed chair and coming right up to the back of the TV. Weâd even pushed the sofa away from the wall so that we could make sure it was as long as possible.
âOkay,â I said, just in case Dewey had other