overslept.
Â
Dude, you never oversleep.
I just wanted to see my mom a little longer.
Â
Yeah, whatever.
You want to come over after school?
Â
Donât you have practice tonight?
Weâre just running today. Coach says weâre ready.
Â
Ready to get demolished like an old apartment building?
Weâll see.
Â
You see what April has on today? Whoa! Be bold, Nick!
Yeah, I should.
Â
Be bold or go home.
Iâm gonna do it. Iâm gonna wear cool today.
Â
Huh?
No more corduroys and turtlenecks for Nick Hall.
Â
What are you talking about, Nick?
At lunch, Iâm asking April to be my girlfriend.
Â
Yeah, right!
Seriously, I am.
Â
What are you gonna say?
Uh, will you be my girlfriend?
Â
Thatâs corny. Be cool with it.
How would you know? Youâve never done this before.
Â
You either.
My dad gave my mom flowers once.
Â
You gonna give her flowers?
I could, thereâs some yellow ones in the library.
Â
Those are fake, bro.
Oh! Yeah, you right. Maybe Iâm rushing it. She may not even like me.
Â
Didnât she already tell you SHE LIKES YOU?
Iâm just saying, maybe she doesnât like me anymore.
Â
Donât chicken out.
I almost forgot, we have a sub today.
Â
Whereâs Hardwick?
All the English teachers are in a meeting today.
Â
Cool, we can play blackjack.
DANG!
Â
What?
I forgot to brush my teeth today.
Â
So.
I canât talk to April today, like this.
Â
I got some gum in my locker.
Iâll just wait.
Â
What happened to no more corduroys, chicken?
Iâll wear jeans on Monday.
Â
Brawkk-AWK! CLUCK CLUCK!
Not Cool
At lunch she walks by, smiles.
HEY,
APRIL,
Coby yells.
NICK HAS
SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YOU!
Bad
Donât know if itâs
the fish nuggets
you ate,
Charleneâs perfume,
the egg sandwich
someoneâs eating behind you,
or Cobyâs leftovers.
Â
Whatever it is
sends you
running
out of the cafeteria
just as the volcano
of butterflies
in your belly
Â
E R U P TâS.
After Soccer Practice
Go wash up. I ordered pizza for dinner.
Nah.
Â
Pineapple pepperoni.
Ugh.
Â
Youâve already eaten?
Got a stomachache.
Â
Drink some ginger ale. Thatâll help.
It just hurts. I need to lie down.
Â
Are you in pain?
A little.
Â
Come here, let me check your forehead.
Really? Câmon, Dad, Iâm not a baby.
Â
Youâre hot, Nick.
I just practiced for two hours, Dad. Course Iâm hot. Good night.
Â
Maybe you ate something bad today.
Cafeteria food is always bad. We had fish nuggets. Pretty nasty.
Â
Iâm gonna run out and get some activated charcoal.
Charcoal? Like for the grill?
Â
Go get in bed, Nick.
Gânight.
Â
If youâre sick, you probably shouldnât play tomorrow.
Oh, Iâm playing in the match tomorrow.
Â
Nicholasâ
Dad, Iâll be fine.
Â
Weâll see.
. . .
You wake up at four a.m.
hungry, so you eat. Chips. Coke.
Thank goodness thatâs over. Bored,
you even read the Pelé book.
The Big Match
You and Coby
are on teams
that like each other
as much as crocs
and Kenyan wildebeests.
Â
Thereâs always
a skirmish
during
the matchup.
Â
Thereâs no beef
between you and Coby,
but you WILL go hard,
come with your A game,
Â
âcause while winning
is wicked,
bragging about winning
is icing
Â
on the steak.
Game On
You good, Nick?
Coby asks
at midfield
for the coin flip.
Â
Good enough to beat
your sorry team, you answer.
Not gonna happen!
Â
Pernell,
your co-captain,
jogs up.
Â
Coby daps you,
then goes to shake
Pernellâs hand,
Â
but Pernell leaves
Coby hanginâ.
(Told you it was a rivalry.)
Â
Call it,
the ref says,
then tosses the quarter.
Coby calls tails
.
Â
He loses.
You choose the ball.
Before Coby