turns
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to leave,
Pernell chides,
Sorry about that, chopstick,
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then laughs,
but Coby laughs back,
then winks at him,
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and Pernell is flummoxed
or pissed
or
both.
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Both teams take their positions.
You know Cobyâs smile
is misleading.
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Heâs ready to pounce.
Score
You
pass to the forward, whose
shot stings like wasabi, then
disappears into net. BOO-YAH!
Right before halftime
with the score 2â1,
Coby dribbles the ball
past two of our defenders,
speeds down the sidelines
like a cheetah,
then slants
toward the middle.
Pernell is the only
player from our team
left between him
and our goalie.
Itâs the matchup
you know
Coby has been itching for
since the start whistle.
As soon as Pernell charges
Coby cuts back
and you know
whatâs coming next.
Pernell dives in
for the take . . .
Oh, WOW!
Coby nutmegs * him.
He demoralizes Pernell.
Drops him
to his butt.
Treats him
like a dog.
Sit. Stay.
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The crowd goes wild.
Both sides.
And when he ties
the game,
even you grin
at your best friendâs
genius.
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Payback is a beast, isnât it!
Guess Whoâs Back?
The Mac
in electric blue Chuck Taylors
runs over to your bench
during the break.
Â
Hey, Nick, you didnât tell me Coby was a bus driver.
Huh?
Â
He took that fool to school!
You want to agree loudly, but
that fool
is your teammate, so you just kinda nod.
Â
You donât look so swell, partner.
Uh, itâs just hot out here (which is the worst thing you could have said, âcause then The Mac starts rapping â
ITâS GETTING HOT IN HEREâ
in front of the entire team).
Halftime
Right after
you glance
at April waving
from the bleachers,
your stomach detonates:
KABOOM!
and you lose it
right there
behind the bench
in Pernellâs gym bag.
Coach asks
Nick, you okay?
Yep, better.
I need to sub you?
No Iâm good, Coach.
Good! Then get in there.
Second Half
The gameâs tied
when Dad finally shows up.
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You throw in
to Pernell, who screens it.
Â
Your bellyâs in a boxing match.
And losing. Bad.
Â
Here comes Coby.
Pernell taunts him,
Â
feints a pass.
Coby doesnât fall for it.
Â
Instead he leaps like a lion,
they collide.
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Pernell eats dirt,
curses.
Â
Man against boy,
Coby says.
Standing over Pernell.
Â
The ref holds a yellow card
to a grinning Coby.
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Thirty-two minutes left.
ARGGH!
Nine Minutes Left. Canât This Be Over Already?
The jabs to your belly
are almost unbearable.
Â
Dad was right, food poisoning.
Youâll never eat fish again. EVER!
Â
Pernellâs direct free kick
is wide left.
Â
The pain is right
beneath your rib.
Â
You dribble fast, somehow
you get in front
Â
of Coby, and he holds you.
From behind. You slip.
Â
The referee blows the whistle.
Play stops.
Â
Coby gives you a hand up.
If he gets another yellow,
Â
heâs done. Game over for him.
Just a warning. Whew!
Â
Pernell comes over, gets in Cobyâs face:
You think youâre Messi, player, but
Â
youâre just dirty! If you wanna play
dirty, we can do that, and after
Â
I take you down, Iâm gonna make you
wash my clothes, cut
Â
my grass, lace my cleats.
Youâre about to get shook, crook.
Â
The pain only allows you to laugh
a little. Pernell is crazy, but he better
Â
watch out, âcause Coby, who bumps
Pernellâs shoulder as he walks away,
Â
looks pretty
freakinâ pissed.
Booked
You get the ball
again and
Â
take off
for the corner.
Â
You almost forget
the pain. Almost.
Â
Itâs sharp, like an uppercut.
Thereâs the goal.
Â
And thereâs Coby again.
Running
Â
toward you
like a gazelle.
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Your stomach canât take any more
punches.
Â
No one in front of you
but the goalkeeper
Â
and Coby.
You pass it