the stairs in my bare feet.
Light suddenly filled the hallway and I froze. âWhatâs going on, Zack?â It was my dad. He was standing in the doorway to his office.
I slowly dropped the hand holding the Erdian guy to my side, like I was sneaking a cookie. âNothing. Why?â
âWhy?â he asked, puzzled. âWell, because itâs two hours past your bedtime and youâre running around the house in your underwear.â
I looked down, trying to come up with a reason for not wearing pants. âMy pajamas are around here somewhere,â I said lamely, looking around.
âI heard a loud thump earlier and a big bang just a minute ago. Whatâs going on?â
I could feel Amp squirming, but I didnât dare reveal my hidden hand.
I gulped. âUh . . . My pants were muddy, so I left them in the laundry room for Mom.â
âHowâd your pants get muddy?â
âGood question,â I said, trying to think of some good excuses for my weird behavior. I came up with nothing.
âGo to bed, Zack,â he moaned. âYouâve got school tomorrow.â
âOkay,â I peeped, then shot up the stairs, zipped down the hallway, and closed my door quietly behind me.
It had flashed through my mind that I should tell my dad, but I just couldnât share my secret, not just yet. This was my discovery. Everybody in my house was a science big shot. Maybe now I would be the big shot, too. Images of me and my alien on the covers of magazines flashed through my mind: âScience Whiz Kid Captures Blue Alien!â
âI canât breathe!â the creature wheezed from between my fingers.
âOh, sorry,â I said. âMust be all the excitement.â
He gulped for air. âThat earthling was even bigger than you!â he said with tiny, wide eyes. âMy size charts are all wrong.â
âThatâs my dad,â I explained. âIâm just a kid. Iâm pretty small, actually, but Iâll grow bigger.â
âBlast!â he said, pounding his little fist into the palm of his other hand. âOur calculations were way off. This is a disaster!â
âWhatâs a disaster?â
âYouâre much too big for what we were planning,â he said, distracted.
âDonât worry, little man, Iâll take care of you.â
âYou donât understand!â he shouted, grabbing his forehead with both hands.
I laughed at his high voice, which sounded extra funny when he was mad.
âWhy are you laughing? This is an intergalactic snafu of epic proportions!â
âIâm not even sure what that means,â I said.
âI need to get back to Erde and call off the attack,â he said, looking over at his now-quiet spaceship.
âYou canât leave!â I cried. âYou just got here! Iâve got to show you off. Maybe enter you in the science fair. We can be on magazine covers.â
âNo, you want me to leave, trust me,â he said. âAnd you canât tell anybody about me.â
âOh, come on, you donât strike me as the shy type. We could be on TV!â
âIf your leaders learn of me, Iâll never get home in time,â he squeaked.
âRelax, Iâll take care of you. Iâll be your agent. Cool?â
âWhatâs an agent?â he said, suddenly concerned.
âYou know,â I said, trying to figure out what I was talking about. âFor movies, TV shows, comic books. Hey, can you sing?â
âI donât know what youâre talking about, Zack!â
âWeâll be famous.â
âWe donât have time to be famous. You have to help me repair that,â he said, pointing at his spaceship.
âMe?â I said. âIâve never fixed a thing in my life! And besides, my wall didnât hit you, you hit my wall!â
âWhat do you know about repairing an initial launch system?â he
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