He’d get all romantic
and tell me I could get sex anywhere. And I could. But Steve
was special. It might not be love; I’d given up on that before
I’d given up on the idea of finding a wild sex partner. And
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Steve was all that and more, plus he didn’t charge. Why
should Shawn’s romantic reasons outweigh my sexual
needs?
“And you usually get what you want?”
I nodded. “I do,” I confessed. “If you win our little
contest, I let you pay for the rest of the bed, and you take it
home. If I win, I pay you back what you put into it, and I get
the bed.”
Shawn didn’t say anything for a minute, just stared at
me. Finally, “Fine,” he said.
“What’s your sweetie’s name?” I asked.
Shawn shook his head. “You know, let’s leave their
names out of it. It makes it too personal. I don’t want to start
feeling guilty when I whip your ass at this.”
He was joking, but I could also see the sincerity in those
pretty eyes of his.
“Fair enough,” I replied. “So, what is the first
challenge?”
“The Male Box. Tonight. They’re having this charity
thing. You sell tickets for people to get their pictures taken
with Santa. Except he’s some leatherman. I volunteered to go
through the crowd and get people to buy tickets. So you be
there too. Whichever one of us sells the most, wins the first
round.”
Charity, I thought. Fair enough. I only hoped Shawn was
as good as he seemed to think he was, because this was
right up my alley. I’d raised enough money through the
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years. Shawn may have bitten off more than he could chew.
“You got it,” I said.
THE MALE BOX was packed, music boomed from hidden
speakers, and there were men everywhere. I had met Shawn
at the main bar and insisted on buying him a drink. I knew
he was going to buy himself the cheapest thing he could, and
if he was going to do that, I figured he might as well start the
evening with something good. Get a little buzz on, and he
wouldn’t care that the cheaper alcohol didn’t taste as good.
So I told the bartender to put Appleton Estate in his
coke, and I asked for Lagavulin. It surprised me that they
had it and impressed me as well. The Male Box was more
upscale than I would have imagined. Kansas City had come
a long way in the last decade, but it would never be New
York. It was nice to see a gay bar with good taste. Most
queens don’t know a ten-year-old, single malt from Black
Cat. I was usually lucky to get Laphroaig, which was another
favorite of mine.
Then Shawn took me to this bear of a man who was in
town from Maine and who was in charge of the event. We
were each given ten tickets and told that we could come back
and get more if we needed them. I planned on needing them.
“And there is no buying the tickets yourself, Mr.
Moneybags,” Shawn said.
“What makes you think I would do such a thing?” I
asked, giving Shawn my best innocent look and wondering
how he’d known exactly what I’d been thinking of doing.
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Shawn just laughed and vanished in the crowd.
I finished my whisky and went back to the bartender for
another. Looking around the room, I enjoyed my drink
leisurely, taking my time. A Lagavulin ten was not to be
rushed.
Neither was making money.
I watched the crowd, watched what people were buying,
and then made my move.
The gentleman I approached looked to be at least sixty-
five. There was a look to him that said old money, and there
was no ring on his finger. Two young men sat on either side
of him and were giggling up a storm. The gentleman had a
short glass with a small amount of a dark liquid. Scotch?
Whisky? I wondered. I walked up and introduced myself and
asked what he was drinking.
The gentleman looked up and smiled. “Whisky,” he said.
“You?”
“Lagavulin,” I replied, and the older man smiled even
wider.
“Excellent.”
“May I get you