Yolo Read Free

ball. is it yr goal to degrade women everywhere?
SnowAngel:
*licks paw* *arches back* *swishes tail sexiliciously*
mad maddie:
barfing again
SnowAngel:
at least I have plans. my roommate, Lucy, never has plans. ALL SHE EVER DOES IS STAY IN THE ROOM AND READ.
mad maddie:
reading! in college! the horror!
SnowAngel:
and when she does go out, she does weird things, like lurk around the dorm all skulkishly.
SnowAngel:
she’s also stealing my Q-tips.
mad maddie:
?
SnowAngel:
I’m not kidding. Lucy is stealing my Q-tips, and it’s NOT cool, only I don’t know how to confront her about it.
mad maddie:
how do you know she’s stealing yr Q-tips? do you count them?
SnowAngel:
don’t judge
mad maddie:
you’re my boo thang, A. I wld never.
mad maddie:
hey—you’re on board with plan yolo, right?
SnowAngel:
dude, it’s college. I was never planning on NOT living it up. plus, you’re *my* boo thang. how cld I say no to you?
mad maddie:
excellent. just took a screen shot so you can’t go back on yr word. byeas!
    Sun, Sept 22 , 11:56 AM E . D . T .
zoegirl:
well, Mads, you were right.
mad maddie:
of course I was.
mad maddie:
about what?
zoegirl:
about neediness turning a guy off.
zoegirl:
and by a guy, I mean Doug.
zoegirl:
and by neediness, I mean . . .
mad maddie:
way ahead of you, girl.
mad maddie:
oh, Zoe. what happened? r u still at Oberlin?
zoegirl:
yeah, in Doug’s dorm room. he’s still sleeping.
zoegirl:
as for what happened . . . arrghhh.
zoegirl:
there’s a girl who lives on Doug’s hall named Canyon. Canyon—what kind of a name is that?
mad maddie:
a cool name, unfortunately. which sucks.
zoegirl:
it’s not her fault her parents gave her a cool name. I realize that. and it’s not her fault thatshe, herself, is cool. I suppose it’s also not her fault that stupid Oberlin has coed dorm halls AND coed bathrooms.
mad maddie:
Oberlin has coed bathrooms?
zoegirl:
Doug gets to see Canyon in her pj’s! yay!
zoegirl:
Oberlin even has coed dorm rooms, but Doug at least didn’t opt for that.
mad maddie:
whoa
mad maddie:
if I went to Oberlin, I cld have a guy for a roommate?
mad maddie:
I don’t know how I feel about that. I truly don’t.
zoegirl:
Canyon explained the philosophy behind it, not that I asked. she said the lack of “conventional boundaries” makes it so that guys and girls can be friends instead of seeing each other as sex objects, but what she MEANT was that Oberlin is just cooler than every other college in the world.
mad maddie:
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea of having a dude for a roomie.
mad maddie:
I haven’t met my own roomie, btw. I know what her name is—Zara—but for now I’m rooming with a girl named Shannon. she’s cool.
zoegirl:
why haven’t you met your own roomie?
mad maddie:
they mixed us up for orientation so that we meet more ppl. on Tuesday we move into our real dorm rooms. I’ll meet Zara then.
zoegirl:
oh
mad maddie:
so, you went to Oberlin to see Doug. you met a girl named Canyon. at some point there was neediness, I’m assuming, and at some point Doug did/said something that made you sad/mad/ whatever . . . ?
zoegirl:
BLAHHHHHHH
zoegirl:
I drove all this way to see him, and when I gothere, he was like, “Zoe. Awesome. It’s so good to see you. So listen, I’m playing cards later with some ppl in my dorm. Wanna join?”
mad maddie:
“it’s so good to see you”?!!
zoegirl:
“it’s so good to see you” and “want to play cards?”
zoegirl:
that’s weird, right?
mad maddie:
was Canyon one of the card-playing ppl?
zoegirl:
yes, and she and Doug shot “witty” remarks back and forth all night long.
mad maddie:
about what?
zoegirl:
about everything.
zoegirl:
politics, Oberlin’s cafeteria food. some inside joke about “just the tip? just the tip?”
zoegirl:
it was