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you know how you have to wear a nude-colored bra under a white t-shirt or cami?
mad maddie:
ah, such soft feet. now to the elbows . . .
SnowAngel:
I was BEMOANING that very fact last night when I put on my white cami as part of my kitty-cat costume.
SnowAngel:
I was a white kitty cat, btw. everybody always goes as a black cat, have u noticed?
mad maddie:
racist
SnowAngel:
so . . . put it all together, and voila!
mad maddie:
voila-wha?
SnowAngel:
*drags whiteboard into middle of room* *whips out yummy-smelling whiteboard marker* *spells out genius idea*
SnowAngel:
• cute bras are cute.
SnowAngel:
• nude-colored bras are NOT cute.
SnowAngel:
• nude-colored bra straps are especially uncute, especially when they peek out from under the straps of yr cami.
SnowAngel:
are you with me?
mad maddie:
in what way?
SnowAngel:
and then I talked to Zo, and der! someone needs to make a nude-colored bra (the part that holds up yr boobies, or in my case, booblets) but with cute straps! stripes or polka dots or whatever!
SnowAngel:
white cami? sure! and look! cute purple straps lining up all cutely with the white cami straps!
SnowAngel:
but look closer. can you see the bra itself through the cute white cami? NO, YOU CANNOT, CUZ OF BRILLIANT SEKRIT NUDITY!
SnowAngel:
SnowAngel:
so whaddaya think???
mad maddie:
I think they already exist. in fact, I know they do, cuz I have a bra that came with three sets ofstraps—all different colors—and you can switch them out whenever you want.
SnowAngel:
you do not
mad maddie:
I do
SnowAngel:
I completely reject that claim. how cld you possibly have a cute exchangeable bra-strap bra when I don’t???
mad maddie:
I think yr going to have to come up with a new business plan, love.
SnowAngel:
no way, not unless my stupid business prof gets all uppity and says it’s not BORING and BUSINESS-Y enough.
mad maddie:
well, V’s Secret works pretty damn well as a business.
SnowAngel:
back to yr bra.
SnowAngel:
where did you buy it?
SnowAngel:
and can I have it?
SnowAngel:
I really think it shld belong to me since I thought of it first.
SnowAngel:
Maddie?
SnowAngel:
MADDIE!
SnowAngel:
ah, screw you. go have fun with yr effing lotion, ya loser!
    Sun, Sept 22 , 10:21 PM E . D . T .
zoegirl:
I saw your tweet. do you and your sorority sisters ever study?
zoegirl:
also, please tell me that you ALWAYS do that buddy thing at parties, where you watch after your friends and they watch after you. no going up to guys’ rooms, no accepting drinks you didn’t pour yourself or see poured, etc.
zoegirl:
you have to be careful. this isn’t high school, you know.
zoegirl:
(although I kinda wish it was)
zoegirl:
(high school, I mean)
zoegirl:
(shhh)
zoegirl:
but yeah. so, anyway . . .
zoegirl:
I’m back from Oberlin. wasn’t the best visit ever.
zoegirl:
sigh
zoegirl:
miss you, A.
    Mon, Sept 23 , 9:00 AM E . D . T .
SnowAngel:
yoo-hoo! Maddie! are you awake?
mad maddie:
go away. sleeping.
SnowAngel:
if yr sleeping, why’d you txt me back?
mad maddie:
I said go away. I’m sleeping, fool.
SnowAngel:
coochie-coochie-coo! *tickles Maddie’s chin*
mad maddie:
did you not hear me, woman? I am SLEEPING, so quit yer yammering!
SnowAngel:
*folds hands in lap* *smiles pleasantly* *blinks*
SnowAngel:
you say you’re sleeping, and yet . . .
SnowAngel:
you txted me back ONCE. then you txted me back TWICE. then you txted me back A THIRD TIME! ah ah ah! THREE messages from Maddie!
SnowAngel:
*roll of thunder*
SnowAngel:
*clap of lightning*
SnowAngel:
AH AH AH!
SnowAngel:
that was me being the Count.
SnowAngel:
you know, that vampire dude from “Sesame Street”?
SnowAngel:
*pokes Maddie*
SnowAngel:
u still there?
SnowAngel:
oh, Maddieeeeeeee!
mad maddie:
OMG. my iPad flashes EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU MESSAGE ME! I’m putting you under my bed. g’night!
SnowAngel:
but it’s not night. it’s morning.
mad maddie:
not in