evenings are for clubs, or more sport, or work. Of course, we still need to put you into your sport. May I recommend hockey? I am in charge of the girlsâ hockey team. I think youâd enjoy it.â
This was the part Iâd been dreading. I am not a very sporty person. Where I come from, itâs too hot to run, and itâs generally not encouraged. The joke is, if you see someone running in Bénouville, you run in the same direction, because thereâs probably something really terrible right behind them. At Wexford, daily physical activity was required. My choices were football (a.k.a. soccer, a.k.a. a lot of running outdoors), swimming (no), hockey (by this they meant field, not ice), or netball. I hate all sports, but basketball I at least know something aboutâand netball was supposed to be the cousin of basketball. You know how girls play softball instead of baseball? Well, netball is the softball version of basketball, if that makes any sense. The ball is softer, and smaller, and white, and some of the rules are different . . . but basically, itâs basketball.
âI was thinking netball,â I said.
âI see. Have you ever played hockey before?â
I looked around at the hockey decorations.
âIâve never played it. I really only know basketball, so netballââ
âCompletely different. We could start you fresh in hockey. How about we just do that now, hmmm?â
Claudia leaned over the desk and smiled and knitted her meaty hands together.
âSure,â I heard myself say. I wanted to suck the word back into my mouth, but Claudia had already grabbed her pen and was scribbling something down and muttering, âExcellent, excellent. Weâll get you set up with a hockey kit. Oh, and of course youâll need these.â
She slid a key and an ID across the desk. The ID was a disappointment. Iâd taken about fifty pictures of myself until I found one that was passable, but in transferring it to the plastic, my face had been stretched out and had turned purple. My hair looked like some kind of mold.
âYour ID will get you in the front door. Simply tap it on the reader. Under no circumstances are you to give your ID to anyone else. Now, letâs look around.â
We got up and went back into the hallway. She waved her hand at a wall full of open mailboxes. There were more bulletin boards full of more notices for classes that hadnât even started yetâreminders to get Oyster cards for the Tube, reminders to get certain books, reminders to get things at the library.
âThe common room,â she said, opening a set of double doors. âYouâll be spending a lot of time here.â
This was a massive room, with a big fireplace. There was a television, a bunch of sofas, some worktables, and piles of cushions to sit on on the floor. Next to the common room, there was a study room full of desks, then another study room with a big table where you could have group sessions, then a series of increasingly tiny study rooms, some with only a single plush chair or a whiteboard on the wall.
From there, we went up three floors of wide, creaking steps. My room, number twenty-seven, was way bigger than Iâd expected. The ceiling was high. There were large windows, each with a normal rectangular bit and an additional semicircle of glass on top. A thin, tan carpet had been laid on the floor. There was an amazing light hanging from the ceiling, big globes on a seven-pronged silver fixture. Best of allâthere was a small fireplace. It didnât look like it worked, but it was incredibly pretty, with a black iron grate and deep blue tiles. The mantel was large and deep, and there was a mirror mounted above it.
The thing that really got my attention, though, was the fact that there were three of everything. Three beds, three desks, three wardrobes, three bookshelves.
âItâs a triple,â I said. âI was only sent the