door, and I entered my new home for the first time.
2
I WAS IN A FOYER PANELED IN DARK WOOD WITH A mosaic floor. A large banner bearing the words WELCOME BACK TO WEXFORD hung from the inner doorway. A set of winding wooden steps led up to what I guessed were our rooms. On the wall, a large bulletin board was already full of flyers for various sports and theater tryouts.
âCall me Claudia,â Claudia said again. âCome through this way so we can have a chat.â
She led me through a door on the left, into an office. The room had been painted a deep, scholarly shade of maroon, and there was a large Oriental rug on the floor. The walls and shelves were mostly covered in hockey awards, pictures of hockey teams, mounted hockey sticks. Some of the awards had years on them and names of schools, telling me that Claudia was now in her early thirties. This amazed me, since she looked older than Granny Deveaux. Though to be fair, Granny Deveaux had permanent makeup tattooed on her eyes and bought her jeans in the juniors department at Kohlâs. Whereas Claudia, it was clear, didnât mind getting out there in the elements and perpetrating a little physical violence in the name of sport. I could easily picture her running over a muddy hillside, field hockey stick raised, screaming. In fact, I was pretty sure that was what I was going to see in my dreams tonight.
âThese are my rooms,â she said, indicating the office and whatever splendors lay behind the door by the window. âI live here, and I am available at all times for emergencies, and until nine every evening if you just want to chat. Now, letâs go through some basics. This year, you are the only student coming from abroad. As you probably know, our system here is different from the one you have at home. Here, students take tests called GCSEs when they are about sixteen . . .â
I did know this. There was no way I could have prepared to come here without knowing this. The GCSEs are individual tests on pretty much every subject youâve ever studied, ever. People take between eight and fourteen of these things, depending, I guess, on how much they like taking tests. How you do on your GCSEs determines how youâre going to spend your next two years, because when youâre seventeen and eighteen, you get to specialize. Wexford was a strange and rare thing: a boarding âsixth-form collegeââ college here meaning âschool for seventeen- and eighteen-year-olds.â It was for people who couldnât afford five years in a fancy private school, or hated the school they were in and wanted to live in London. People only attended Wexford for two years, so instead of moving in with a bunch of people who had known each other forever , at Wexford, my new fellow students would have been together for a year at most.
âHere, at Wexford,â she went on, âstudents take four or five subjects each year. They are studying for their A-level exams, which they take at the end of their final year. You are welcome to sit for the A levels if you like, but since you do not require them, we can set up a separate system of grading to send back to America. I see youâll be taking five subjectsâEnglish literature, history, French, art history, and further maths. Here is your schedule.â
She passed me a piece of paper with a huge grid on it. The schedule itself didnât have that day-in, day-out sameness I was used to. Instead, I got this bananas spreadsheet that spanned two weeks, full of double periods and free periods.
I stared at this mess and gave up any hope of ever memorizing it.
âNow,â Claudia said, âbreakfast is at seven each morning. Classes begin at eight fifteen, with a lunch break at eleven thirty. At two forty-five you change for sportâthatâs from three to four. Then you shower and have class again from four fifteen until five fifteen. Dinner is from six to seven. Then the