cream buns, and more.
Now, though, after hours, Primroseâs display platters and vintage cake stands had been removed. The windows stood empty.
I beelined down the tight alleyway behind Primrose and double-checked the back door, too. It was similarly secure.
I called Phoebe and left her a message saying so, trying not to feel irked at having been sent on a wild-goose chase. She didnât pick up, probably because her upper-crust soirée had taken a turn for the raucous. Donât let anyone tell you that the English aristocracy donât know how to party. The dark circles under my eyes proved otherwise. I hadnât gotten a truly solid nightâs sleep since coming to London to consult at Primrose.
See, Iâm not just chocolate whispering for Phoebe. Iâm staying at her place, tooâat the guesthouse adjacent to her fancy-pants Georgian town house a few streets over, in fact.
The accommodations came with the job. While I can hold my own in the financial department, I canât just conjure up an eighteenth-century crash pad full of antiques and luxuries for myself. So when Phoebe offered, I accepted. She hinted thereâd be cocktails and tea parties, an introduction to her sought-after celebrity chef hubby and an opportunity to network with her well-connected friends. But Iâd been sold at the words âfour-poster in the bedroomâ and âclaw-footed tub in the bath.â
I might be a sneaker-wearing, chocolate-whispering bohemian most of the time, but Iâm secretly a Jane Austen heroine at heart. Arenât all women, given the opportunity? So I said yes.
Now, with visions of that old-timey bathtub swimming in my head, I rearranged my grocery bags, left the alleyway, and headed east. The Wright residence stood only a few streets from the chocolaterie-pâtisserie, on a quiet avenue chockablock with similarly grand terraced town houses equipped with white Doric-columned stone façades, dentiled cornices, wrought-iron railings, and enormously imposing six-paneled front doors.
Not that I was going in by the front door, of course. I ducked into another passageway, maneuvered past a fading lilac bush, and pushed open the Wrightsâ back gate. Their walled garden (âyardâ to a Yank like me) was green and welcoming, bordered by primroses (get it?) and cushiony with grass. I trod past that grass on the graveled path, my footsteps crunching in the lengthening shadows. The guesthouse wasnât far, but reaching it always felt like invading a private space meant for family.
Me, Iâm at home in hotels, in hostels, in yurts, and in bed-and-breakfasts. Growing up with a pair of globe-trotting parents and no siblings, Iâd stayed in accommodations ranging from five-star resorts to remote Swiss cabins, from hammocks on a Balinese beach to cramped sleeper cars on European trains. But I hadnât stayed in anyoneâs home for years now. Including my own.
Thatâs because I donât have one. Not really. Not anymore.
Not that I regretted my wayfaring lifestyle, I reminded myself as I stepped into the guesthouseâs foyer, switched on the lights, and strode to the kitchen to put away my grocery-store finds. I was privileged. I was independent. I was secure.
I was staring at a dead man on the floor.
Again. Oh, God. No no no no.
I blinked, but he was still there. Unmoving. Unbreathing. Unlikely to be simply napping in that awkward slumped position on my guesthouseâs blood-streaked tiles. On the verge of freaking out, I hauled in a deep breath and tried to evaluate the situation calmly. Thatâs what Iâd promised myself Iâd do in the (very) unlikely event that anything like this ever came up again.
I failed. Mostly because of the blood. It was just . . .
Too much. I dropped everything and grabbed my phone.
I needed help, and I needed it now. Because if I wasnât mistaken, Travisâs homicidal-incidence-per-population odds