sir.â
âNate.â
âI have no idea, Nate.â
âWell, weâll figure it out,â said Pretorius. âHave a seat, and welcome to the Dead Enders.â
âWho the hell are the Dead Enders?â asked Ortega.
âYou are not impressing the lady with your intellect,â said Pretorius. âRed, this is Felix. He can crush a grape with just his thumb and his forefinger.â She smiled. âHe can do the same to a bowling ball with the same fingers. But sometimes his brain is a little muscle-bound.â
âIâm pleased to meet you,â said the woman.
âIâm glad someone around here is,â muttered Felix.
âThis mini-person here is Snake,â continued Pretorius. âA fine acrobat, a contortionist without peer, and a thief without scruples.â
âI disagree,â said Snake.
âYou have a peer, or you have a scruple?â asked Pretorius.
âWith calling her Red. Name like that, you ought to call her Irish.â
â Are there any Irish anymore?â
âWhat difference does that make?â replied Snake pugnaciously.
Pretorius turned to the woman. âWhich do you prefer?â
âNo oneâs ever called me Irish before. I like it.â
âYouâve made a friend for life,â he said, smiling at Snake. âMoving on, this is Toni Levi.â
âAntoinette,â Pandora corrected him.
âRight. But around here, sheâs Pandora.â
âWhat a fascinating name!â said Irish. âMay I ask whatâ?â
âWhat it means?â Pretorius finished her sentence. âSheâs our computer guru. Thereâs no box of electronic secrets she canât open. Or at least, we havenât found one so far.â He walked over to the blonde, who seemed to possess an otherworldly beauty. âAnd this is Circe.â
âA Greek goddess?â
âGreekâs as good a guess as any,â said Pretorius. âNo one knows where she comes from, and Iâll give plenty of ten-to-one that she doesnât tell you either.â
âWhat about the goddess part?â persisted Irish.
âWell, sheâs closer to that than to being Greek,â acknowledged Pretorius. âSheâs our lie detector.â
Irish stared at her intently. âA telepath?â she asked at last.
âAn empath,â said Circe.
âComes to pretty much the same thing,â said Pretorius.
âNot really,â answered Circe. âTelepaths donât feel your anguish when youâre terrified and scrambling for an answer.â
âThatâs amazing!â said Irish. âOn the other hand, I donât know if Iâd care to have that particular ability.â
âIt can be more of a curse than a blessing,â answered Circe.
âYeah, I can see that,â said Irish.
âWell, thatâs the team,â said Pretorius.
They turned at the sound of a man clearing his throat. Pretorius turned and faced Proto.
âForgive me,â he said. âHereâs our most recent member. His name, which I donât think anyone can spell, and which Iâm sure Iâll mispronounce, is Gzychurlyx.â
Irish tried to form the word.
âWe call him Proto,â continued Pretorius.
âProto?â
âFor protoplasm.â
She stared at Proto, frowning. âProtoplasm?â she repeated.
âProto, show her what you really look like,â said Pretorius, and suddenly the middle-aged man vanished, to be replaced by a shapeless lump of brown fur, perhaps six inches high and two feet in diameter.
Irish gasped and stepped back. âA shape-changer!â she exclaimed.
âNot quite,â said Pretorius with an amused smile. He turned to Proto. âAs you were.â
The lump of fur was instantly replaced by the middle-aged man.
âHe is a shape-changer!â insisted Irish.
Pretorius shook his head. âHeâs