Augello and Fazio had taken. The only problem was that there was no sign anywhere of Augello or Fazio, or of any corpse whatsoever.
âAre we playing hide-and-seek or something?â Montalbano inquired.
âChief, alls they tolâ me was to stop as soon as I seen their Jeep.â
âGive a toot.â
âA toot oâ whaâ, Chief ?â
âWhat the hell do you think, Cat? A toot of your trumpet ? A toot of your tenor sax? Honk the goddamn horn!â
âThe horn donâ work, Chief.â
âWell, I guess that means weâll have to wait here till dark.â
He fired up a cigarette. By the time heâd finished it, Catarella had made up his mind.
âChief, Iâm gonna go look for âem mâself. Seeing as how their Jeepâs right here, maybe it means theyâre maybe right here, inna âsinnity.â
âTake my raincoat.â
âNah, Chief, I canât.â
âWhy not?â
âCuz a raincoatâs civillan ânâ Iâm in uniform.â
âBut whoâs gonna see you here?â
âChief, a uniformâs always a uniform.â
He opened the door, got out, gasped âAh,â and vanished. He disappeared so quickly, in fact, that Montalbano feared he might have fallen into a ditch full of water and was now drowning. He quickly got out of the car himself, and in the twinkling of an eye found himself sliding ass to the ground down a muddy slope some thirty feet long at the bottom of which sat Catarella, looking like a sculpture made out of fresh clay.
âI mussa parked the Jeep right aside the edge wittout realizinâ it, Chief.â
âI figured that, Cat. So, how are we going to climb out of here now?â
âLook, Chief, see âat little path over there, over onna left? Iâm gonna go âave a look-see, ânâ you cân follow me, but be real careful, cuz iss all slipâry ânâ all.â
About fifty yards on, the path turned to the right. The heavy rain made it impossible to see even a short distance ahead. Suddenly Montalbano heard someone calling from above.
âChief ! Weâre over here!â
He looked up. Fazio was standing atop a sort of elevation, reachable via three huge steps cut directly into the rock face. He was sheltered under an enormous red-and-yellow umbrella of the kind shepherds use. Where on earth had he found it? To climb the three steps, Montalbano had to have Catarella push him from behind and Fazio pull him up by the hand.
Iâm no longer cut out for this life , he thought bitterly.
The elevation turned out to be a tiny, level clearing in front of the entrance to a cave that one could enter. Once inside, the inspector was wonderstruck.
It was warm in the cave. A fire was burning inside a circle of rocks. A carterâs oil lamp hung from the vault and gave off sufficient light. Mimì and a man of about sixty with a pipe in his mouth were each sitting on a stool made of tree branches and playing cards on a little table between them, also made of branches. Every so often, taking turns, they took a sip from a flask of wine on the ground. A pastoral scene. Especially as there was no hint of the corpse anywhere. The sixtyish man greeted the inspector; Mimì did not. In fact, for the past month or so, Augello had been at odds with all of creation.
âThe dead body was discovered by that man playing cards with Inspector Augello,â said Fazio, gesturing towards the man. âHis nameâs Pasquale Ajena, and this is his land. He comes here every day. And heâs equipped the cave so that he can eat here, rest here, or just sit here and look out at the landscape.â
âMay I humbly ask where the hell the body is?â
âApparently, itâs about fifty yards further down.â
â Apparently? Are you saying you havenât seen it yet?â
âYes. According to Mr. Ajena, the spot is