turning back to his father-in-law. âShe has to go shopping to take her mind off all the depressing things she sees and hears on television and that comes across on the Internet. You know, all of those âdevastating, distressing things that are happening all around the world,â like poverty, all of those poor and starving folks in the world, the daily reported civil unrest around the globe, and letâs not forget those poor animals they show on TV in need of a good home. According to my dear wife, the only way she can feel better about all of these things after witnessing them is to go shopping.â
âIâm sure this canât be true,â Lawrence said. âI certainly hope itâs not. Parisâs mother and I raised her to be a productive member of society . . . to serve others. Paris, you could be spending time at a church or shelter, helping to feed the hungry, showing just how much our family truly cares about others.â
âDaddy, Iâm twenty-seven years old, twenty-eight in another eight months. Iâm not a child anymore that you can mold into what you want me to be. I have a husband; we have our own home. I get to decide whatâs best and right for me.â
âIn other words: I canât tell you what to do anymore?â Lawrence said with a slight frown.
âNow, Daddy, I respect you. You just need to learn to respect me. Iâm all grown up now. Iâm not your little girl anymore.â Paris bit down on her bottom lip.
âOh, now, youâll always be my little girl.â Lawrence grinned. âAnd Iâll always be your daddy. And speaking of family and little girls, exactly when do the two of you plan on having children? Your mother is ready to be a grandmother. And being a grandfather would certainly look good on my political brochures. Thereâs nothing that says to the voters how much you care than letting them know youâre not only a parent but a grandparent. And a child or two would definitely give you more than enough to do to keep you busy around the house, Paris.â
âDaddy, is that all you ever care about? How something might benefit your political aspirations?â Paris asked.
âFor now it is. Thatâs why itâs important for your mother to put on the right face for the public.â Lawrence leaned forward. âThatâs why you, your brother, Malachi, and little sister, Courtney, must be on your pâs and qâs at all times, representing our family with the highest level of degree. Proverbs 22:1 tells us that âa good name is rather to be chosen than great riches.â Our name is a brand now. And we have to protect it. So I donât need any of you doing anything that could embarrass or derail me, and especially not during this campaign cycle. I plan on winning my upcoming reelection. And I donât need any problems popping up. Thatâs why I made sure I got that large ballroom last week for that campaign rally I had.â
âWe know, Daddy. Stay on our pâs and qâs. Youâve drilled that point home to each of us enough. Oh, yeah, and I heard all about that underhanded ballroom acquisition,â Paris said. âThat was so wrong of you on so many levels.â
âSays who?â Lawrence pulled his body back as though he was shocked by her words.
âMom, for one.â
Lawrence waved her words off. âYour mother is such a softie. Sheâd give away everything if Iâd let her.â
âWell, to be fair,â Andrew said, chiming in. âFrom what I heard, you did manage to somehow finagle that ballroom away from an elderly manâs one hundredth birthday celebration after his family clearly had it reserved months before you ever thought about having anything there. Thatâs the way I heard it, anyway.â
Lawrence stared hard at Andrew, then released a quick smile. âAllâs fair in love and politics. If you can do it