Miss Dodds!â
I was cross. Cross because I knew what Iâd seen, but no one seemed to believe me. Not even my friends. What was I to do? I thought about it for a while, then decided to put all ideas of feet and bones out of my mind for good.
But Gran wouldnât let me.
When I got home from school, she was there again. She handed me a library book.
âItâs about Burke and Hare. I thought you might be interested. In case youâve seen any more body partsâ¦â
âWellâ¦â I said, and then I told her about the bone.
Dad, who was reading his newspaper, got cross. âStop this nonsense, both of you,â he said. âI checked with the station and there are no missing persons around here. Now, why donât you be sensible, Jonny, and concentrate on winning this football match on Saturday instead.â
âOK,â I said. Iâd be happy to.
But it wasnât that easy. Next morning, Mr Maini had another thick magazine for Miss King.
âShe certainly has some unusual interests,â he said, handing it to me.
I looked at the title and gulped.
The Muscles of the Human Body
. I darenât think what she wanted
that
for!
I stuck it in my bag, along with the rest of the papers, and set off on my round. Outside number 36, I met Dr Sphinx. He was putting a large bag into the back of a taxi.
âHello, Jonny,â he smiled. âIâm glad I met you. Will you ask Mr Maini to cancel my paper till I get back from Egypt. I forgot.â
âOf course,â I nodded. âHave a good trip.â
âIâll send you a postcard,â he said, and got into the taxi. It was only when it had disappeared down the hill that I wished Iâd asked Dr Sphinx if he knew anything about Miss King.
I carried on with my round, but when I got to number 57 and tried to put the magazine through the snappy letter box, it wouldnât fit.
âOh no,â I said. âNot again!â There was nothing for it. Iâd have to knock on the door.
I banged the knocker.
No reply.
I thought about taking the magazine back to the shop, but then Iâd
still
have to deliver it tomorrow.
Then I had another thought. Perhaps I could leave it on the window ledge, weighed down by the Viking gods.
I went over to the compost heap. âExcuse me,â I said, picking them up, âbut I need you to guard something else today.â
I put the magazine on the ledge and sat the stone gods on top. âYou can look in the window, if you like,â I said, and turned them round.
I wish I hadnât, for there, grinning at us from the top of the TV, was a human skullâ¦
âAaaargh!â I yelled and bolted down the path. It was getting to be quite a habit. I suppose I must have finished the rest of my round, but I donât really remember. I just know that when I got back to Mr Mainiâs my bag was empty.
âWhatâs wrong, Jonny?â said Mr Maini. âYou look upset.â
âItâs nothing,â I said, backing out of the shop. âJust got some things on my mind.â
I must be sensible, I must be sensible, I kept repeating. Dadâs sure to be right.There are no missing persons from around here. The skullâs probably a theatrical prop or maybe a plastic one from a joke shop. The trouble was, it didnât look plastic. It looked only too real. Those staring eyes. Those tombstone teethâ¦
âBut you canât tell anyone about it,â I said out loud, as I pedalled to school. âOr theyâll really think youâre nuts. Just try to do as Dad says and concentrate on Saturdayâs game.â
Chapter Five
So I did. I tried to put it all out of my mind and for the next couple of days luckily there were no more magazines to deliver. I just stuck Miss Kingâs paper through her letter box and hurried away as fast as I could.
Finally, Saturday arrived and the long-awaited inter-schoolsâ