overâhere she comes.â Mike looks disappointed by his wifeâs arrival at the back door.
âI told you to leave them alone until this afternoon, Mike. I
told
him to leave you alone until later,â Susan explains, giving my mom a quick half hug.
âDonât worry about it. We know how excited he gets.â My mom winks. I wonder if she realizes how awkward other women feel when she starts oozing charm. Even Susan probably doesnât appreciate it.
Susan was always prettyânot beautifulâand I know my momwill say later that her old friend has âlet herself go,â as though itâs the worst thing a woman can do. Today, Susan wears a shapeless yellow dress thatâs seen the inside of a washing machine a few dozen times too many. Her brown hair is starting to turn gray. Sheâs tried to cover it up with a bad dye jobâshe probably does it herself in front of the bathroom mirrorâand there are narrow bands of color starting at her scalp that vary slightly in shade and intensity, like a treeâs rings. She still teaches music at the local high school, and looks every bit the part.
If you look at them side by side, my mom and Susan donât seem like they could ever be friends. My mom has always been a high-maintenance kind of woman when it comes to her looks. She was an honest-to-goodness beauty queen in her younger days. She won the title of Little Miss Pittsburgh at age twelve; at seventeen she was Miss Pennsylvania; and by nineteen she was a top-ten finalist at the Miss America pageant. She went right from appearing at local supermarket openings and corporate ribbon-cutting ceremonies to marrying my dad. That wasnât the order in which sheâd planned to do thingsâsheâd wanted to go to college, then get married, and then have kids, which was the way everyone was supposed to do it. But things donât always go according to plan; crazy how that works, isnât it? She got pregnant, got married, and had Gretchen three months later. She liked being a mom so much that she hung up her sash and tiara for good, but her looks stuck around. Even now, sheâs a knockout at forty-eight, prettier than I could ever dream of being. Men still stop her on the street sometimes and say, âHas anyone ever told you that you look just like Christie Brinkley?â She loves the attention. Sheâll bat her eyelashes and pretendto get flustered, but she doesnât let them get the wrong impression: âThatâs so sweet. My husband says the same thing all the time.â
âOh. My. God. This cannot be Sam,â Susan says, clapping a hand to her mouth. âLittle Samantha? Is that really you?â When she goes to smooth my hair with her fingers, I instinctively duck away.
âSam, honey, donât be shy.â My mom then talks about me as if Iâm not even in the same room. âSamantha is our little misfit right now. Sheâs very underwhelmed by adolescence. She was such an early bloomerââ
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Mom
!â
âHa! And sheâs so shy! I donât know where she gets it from. She spent the entire car ride with her nose buried in a book. She loves to read. Donât you, Sam?â
âSharon. Youâre embarrassing her.â My dad gets it. He never does much about it, but he gets it.
âAw, relax, Sam.â Mike Mitchell slings an arm around my shoulders. âYou canât be shy around us! Hell, Iâve seen you naked!â
â
Michael
. Jesus. Could you not?â
âSusie-Q. Gimme a break. Sheâs a gorgeous young woman.â He takes a step back to get a better look at me. âWe all get older, Sam, but not everyone gets better. Youâve got yourself a winning lottery ticket when it comes to looks, though.â
âHa, ha, ha!â My mom actually tosses her head back as she laughs, showing everyone her mouth full of silver fillings. âYouâre so