Texts from Jane Eyre Read Free Page B

know you wanted to have sex with the rain 
     of course i want to have sex with the rain
how can you even say that
 i feel like you don’t even know me
     maybe
you should focus
  on all the things that you can have sex with
     Yeah maybe
 i just want to live you know
     right 
     i want to have a threesome with the moon and jealousy 
     right 
     Yeah and i want to do it with the rain but i can’t
uuuuuuuughhhh
 i should just go die in Greece
     what? 
     nothing 

     I wrote a poem today
 do you want to hear it
     okay 
     Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferosity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.
This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just tribute to the Memory of
BOATSWAIN, a DOG,
who was born in Newfoundland May 1803
and died at Newstead Nov. 18, 1808.
hey totally unrelated
do you remember how many children i have?
i’m trying to do a tax thing right now
and i have nooooo idea haha
like
 it’s for sure SOME
     no sorry 
     fuck
i gotta write some letters
 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh

John Keats
     oh my god
oh my god
do you know what I LOVE
 like what I am just crazy about
     is it this urn 
     THIS
 URN
     I figured
  you seemed really excited
     THIS GRECIAN URN 
     it’s really pretty 
     FUCK OFF WITH THAT REALLY PRETTY BULLSHIT
IT’S THE BRIDE OF QUIETNESS
IT’S THE CHILD OF TIME AND OF SILENCE AND IT’S SO GOOD
IT’S LIKE IMAGINARY MUSIC
I FUCKING LOVE THIS URN SO MUCH
IT’S GOT A PRIEST ON IT
HE’S ALL MYSTERIOUS
FUCKIN MYSTERIOUS PRIEST
THERE’S A COW ON IT
WEARING FLOWERS
AND MAIDENS
IT’S GOT TRUTH ON IT
THIS URN TELLS THE GODDAMN TRUTH
 IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
     right, right 
     FUCK YOU
 ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT IT
     I am
  I am looking at it
     ARE YOU REALLY LOOKING AT IT 
     I am
  I swear
     like really look at it though 
     okay
  okay I will
     good
 Sorry
     it’s okay 
     I didn’t mean to get so carried away 
     I know 
     I just love this urn
 so much
     it really is a great urn 
     it really is
 i just love it so much
     I know
  it’s okay

Emma
     darling Emma
have you seen our friend Mr. Martin?
  he was to take me to tea this afternoon but he isn’t here
     oh Harriet!
 do you really still like him??
     oh
I did
  Yes
     i told him you were not virtuous
and i think that got rid of him
i didn’t think you still liked him
you wouldn’t have liked him for much longer anyhow
lol what would your name even have been if
you married him
“Mrs. Farmer”??
that’s not even a name, Harriet
“hi I’m Mrs. Farmer I’m married to a farm”
bugs live on farms, Harriet
also
for another thing
he is dreadful at whist
oooh
 do you want to come over and play whist??

     wait
i think it was Mr. Martin
i definitely told SOMEONE you were not virtuous
lollll
idk who exactly but
 it was for sure definitely someone

     Father
I want to make a new house rule
no more servants getting married
remember when Miss Taylor got married?
it was awful
we didn’t have enough people in the house to play whist for weeks
anyhow
I guess what I’m trying to say is
I told Hannah she has to turn down Mr. Smith
I was firm but fair
she’s the only one in the servant’s hall to ever lead a grand slam
and she wanted to throw that away
just because she is with child
anyhow
 want to come downstairs and play whist???

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     do you know what I can’t stand 
     what 
     reserved people 
     oh my god right 
     I could definitely never marry a reserved person 
     ahhhhhh Frank
I’m the same
 me too I’m the same way
     do you know what I LOVE though
  living life to the fullest
     shut up 
     and dancing 
     and whist?? 
     oh