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    â€œGood gracious!” she said. “Who on earth has been making you do so much math? Dear me. This will never do!”
    Miss Fitt grabbed an eraser and rubbed out all her changes from the night before. Then she crossed out all the normal math lessons and wrote EXTRA BREAK instead.

    â€œI find math so terribly dull,” said Miss Fitt. She took a brown paper bag out of her handbag. “Now, who would like some candy?”
    At lunchtime, the first thing Lee, Bella, and Billy did was turn into bats and zoom up to the clock tower. They were relieved to find Boris safe and well.
    â€œWhat happened last night?” said Lee. “Why didn’t you follow us out of the attic?”
    â€œWell,” began Boris. “Remember when Miss Fitt woke up and said ‘Vampires’?”
    â€œOh yeah,” said Lee. “That was really freaky.”
    â€œI know!” said Boris. “I got such a fright, I whacked my head on one of the knobs on the Monster Megacharger. It was behind some wires, and I hadn’t noticed it before. When I looked closer, I saw the knob was marked Horrometer .”
    â€œHey!” said Billy. “That’s the special knob I was looking for!”
    â€œThe Horrometer had ten settings,” Boris went on. “From one, Sweet and Nice, to ten, Scary and Nasty. The knob was set to number ten, but I had just enough time to switch it to one before the lightning struck the conductor.”
    â€œFantastic!” said Lee. “So Miss Fitt got a super-duper double dose of NICENESS!”
    â€œThat’s right,” said Billy. “Old Gore must have changed her setting.”
    â€œHang on,” wondered Lee. “That still doesn’t explain why you didn’t leave the attic when we did.”
    â€œI got a bit tangled in the wires,” said Boris. “By the time I freed myself, old Gore was heading my way, so I hid behind the machine until he went to bed. Then I just flew back here.”

    Just above their heads, the school clock struck one.
    â€œOne o’clock! Yikes, we’d better get back and eat lunch,” said Lee.
    â€œDo you know what?” said Billy. “Miss Fitt gave us so much candy, I don’t think I can manage my raw steak sandwich.”
    â€œOh, just give it to Big Herb,” laughed Bella.
    â€œBye, Boris,” called Lee as they fluttered out of the clock tower. “And thanks for saving us from two whole weeks of math!”

The End

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