scandalous. Magda on the other hand is directly in the scandalous territory. She has on a halter top that could be confused for a handkerchief and a leather skirt that is just long enough to not be considered stripper-esque. She definitely has the whole smokey eye thing going on for her. Jeez, she’s going to get mauled tonight. Not that she’ll mind but I hate it. Since it pretty much means that she’s going to leave me by my lonesome as soon as we get there. Great. We finally make our way out of our dorm building that has so affectionately been nicknamed “The Banger”. I have no idea how it got that name, it’s an all girls dorm. Anyway, the house we are going to is a couple of blocks away and walking there is a bitch with these heels. Magda doesn’t seem to have a problem with that since she’s a pro at wearing six inch heels. As we get closer to the house we see that it’s starting to get pretty crowded and loud already. Even though it’s only a little past 8:30pm, which means this is going to be a long night. “ALEX!” Jesse screams as he comes running out of the house towards Magda and me. “JESSE!” I scream back as soon as he reaches us and we both go in for a hug. We have a few classes together and we hang out quite often since we both go to the same parties. He pulls away. “Glad you could make it. There’s beer and any kind of liquor you want, just tell Mark to make something for you. I know you like those girly drinks,” he says, rolling his eyes. I smile in return. “Thanks Jesse. I’m glad I’m here. I couldn’t stand studying for our Anthropology test that’s coming up,” I say with a shudder of mock disgust. He laughs. “I know, I hate that class and Professor Sabine always has a stick up her ass. Anyway, go in the house and have a good time. Hit me up later!” He says as he walks away towards a tiny black haired girl with way too much make-up on. Jeez, even he’s getting lucky tonight. I look back at Magda and see that she’s staring at Jesse too, so I say, “He’s perfect for you, you know, man-whore 101 but you could still teach him a few things.”I wink. She makes a gagging noise and I laugh. “That fucker just ignored me. He best watch who he ignores! Next time he’ll get my titties in his face. That will show him. Bitches get stitches!” She states with a straight face. I laugh harder at her stupidity. “You’re fucking gross and stupid! You’re just mad ONE man on campus is not drooling over you and for real? Bitches get stitches?” She sticks her tongue out at me as we make our way up the stairs and into the house, thankfully without getting groped the whole way there. I quickly find a lot of people dancing to ‘Go DJ’ by Lil Wayne that I recognize so we all start mingling. After a few hours I have had way too many rum and cokes and have started slurring my speech. Magda has been getting mauled by some junior I don’t know. She apparently did because she disappeared with him pretty quickly. I am currently sitting on the counter next to Mark who makes the best drinks ever. “So you want another one?” Asks Mark from my left. I look at him, feeling a little more than buzzed but definitely not too drunk. I decide another drink would probably put