turned three squatters into stains on the floor and took the lives of two New York City firefighters.
âSure. Christmas Eve.â
âThe DA is saying it was arson, and that I did it for the insurance money.â
âYou donât need the money.â
âRight.â
âAnd his evidence?â
âFar as I know, zip. But our esteemed DA always plays things close to the vest.â
âThat he does,â I said.
âThe warehouse was insured by Pytho. Their guy who investigated the fire was supposed to be here by now.â
âBut heâs not.â
âHe called. Running late. I want you to hear what he has to say.â
âIâll drop by after lunch.â
âThat works. Look, you know how this is going to go down. The DA is all about expedience. He looks at my line of work, puts two and two together, and comes up with the brilliant deduction that I torched the place. I take the fall for felony murder, another case cleared. Crime wave over.â
Sad to say, my brotherâs analysis was dead right. This was an election year, and politics trumped everything. The DA had been in office since there were trolley cars. But he wasnât quite ready for a retirement home. There was one last hurrah on his to-do list. A high-profile case starring my brother, the reigning Hellâs Kitchenâs Kingpin of Crime, would fit the bill very nicely.
âYou pretty much summed it up,â I said.
âMy lawyer tells me that an indictment is about to come down.â
âBased on what? Someone who could place you at the scene?â
âNot possible. I wasnât there.â
âAnd you have an alibi.â
âAre you kidding? Airtight.â
âThen its gotta be coming from the competition. Whatâs the word on the street?â
âNada. The doers could be the Guineas, the spics, the Russians, or some other flavor of asshole thinking about trying me on for size. Since the uh, incidentââhe strokedhis cheek with the stump of his handââthe jokers probably think Iâm, you know, vulnerable. But they donât know who theyâre fucking with, do they?â
They surely didnât.
He smiled a crooked smile. âWhen I find them, Iâm going to rip out their eyes.â
Nothing ever changes.
âHave you heard from Franny?â
His face went cold.
âSheâs yesterday, so screw her. From here on in itâs just the two of us. Just like old times.â
Just like old times!
Something in my brotherâs face sparked an unsettling thought.
âYouâve told me everything?â I said.
He smiled. âSee you after lunch.â
2
âW hy do I do this to myself?â Allie said.
Café Buffo was a watering hole for folks in the ad business. Every year, on the third Friday in January, the restaurant honored the industryâs movers and shakers. Their caricatures went up on the walls, and their names were attached to menu items. Allie had yet to make the cut. This year was no different. The winner was busy taking his bows when I arrived.
âNo luck, huh?â I said, easing into a seat opposite her and DeeDee, who suddenly looked older to me. Maybe it was the lighting. Or maybe it was something new.
DeeDee had always been kind of a tomboy, wearing whatever was handy. But today she wore freshly pressed jeans and a black tank top, and her long black hair was lustrous and neatly combed. Most disturbing, her eyessported just a hint of mascara. Allie noticed my confusion and greeted it with a raised eyebrow and a
things are changing and you better get used to it
smile.
Even in the depths of depression, Allie, the love of my life, looked terrific. Her honey-colored hair was pulled back in a ponytail. And under a furry vest she wore a T-shirt that announced WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ?
âIgnored again,â Allie said. âThe winner, an unctuous little brain with a Brit