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and, and I can but most sincerely Beg Your Pardon.
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    DEFENDANT: I accept your apology.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Thank you. That is gracious and generous of you.
    DEFENDANT: I understand your anxiety.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Thank you.
    DEFENDANT: I know that you are a religious man …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: … yes, I am …
    DEFENDANT: … that you're taking your son to a Church Function …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: … the Youth Hockey game …
    DEFENDANT: … and that if you arrived late …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: … yes …
    DEFENDANT: … you might have trouble, getting the Priest's dick out of your son's ass.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Y OU fucken kike, you sick,
sick …
    DEFENDANT: … fuck you.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Christkilling Jew, Cocksucking
bastard …
    BAILIFF: … you fellas want lunch?
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY:
(TO
BAILIFF) Fuck you, too. Fuck you, too. Fuck the Lot of you.
    BAILIFF: … uh …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: I'm done, I'm gone, I've been nixed.
    DEFENDANT: Y OU
are
fired. I say you're fired, and you walk out on me …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Fuck you …
    DEFENDANT: Oh, oh, who's weak, now?
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Fuck you. Call me a
liar …
    DEFENDANT: I S it upset, that I used One Little Word?
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Y OU fucking kike.
    DEFENDANT: Oh, Bad Man's called him a Hypocrite …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Y OU you you you you you you're the fucken hypocrite …
    DEFENDANT:
Am
I… ?
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: You're fucken “well-told right you are, who who who, and who has to suffer for you?”
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Uh?
    DEFENDANT: Oh?
You?
    BAILIFF:
{Looking at paper and holding a pencil)…
prehistoric fish …
    DEFENDANT: Oh—who suffers for my sins … ! “Who gave his Only Begotten Son …” ?
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    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What is that supp …
    BAILIFF: … prehistoric fish … ten letters …
    DEFENDANT: Y OU know what that means.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: N O. I'm not sure that I do.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: N O. I'm not at all sure that I do.
    DEFENDANT: Fuck you.
    BAILIFF: Prehistoric fish. Ten letters.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: I S , that, do I take that to mean … ?
    DEFENDANT: Fuck you.
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Fuck me? Fuck
you
, you Rug Merchant, Greasy, Hooknosed,
no-dici
, Christkilling, son-of-a-bitch sacrilegious …
    BAILIFF: The judge says …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Fuck the Judge, and fuck
you
, and, and
you
, you mocky, sheeny ror£sucker … when I've missed taking Little Tommy to Church Youth Hockey, because I'm stuck in here listening to your sniveling, sick …
    DEFENDANT: Oh, Oh, Little Tommy, again? Limping, when he comes home from communion, does he … ?
    (Pause)
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: I hope, I hope that the Arabs. Rise in their droves, and drive your people into the sea. Killing the children. Raping their wives and burning down all traces of your two-thousand-year-long sacrilege.
    DEFENDANT: Fuck you.
    BAILIFF: … you having lunch … ?
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: And, if there
is
a God. And there is, who died for us, who suffered for Mankind, who lives today, and hears all, I pray to that God to hear my plea …
    BAILIFF: They're having meat loaf today …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: … that you, your family, your race …
    BAILIFF: … on the steam table …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: … I heard you. And that every sperm, seed, trace, artifact…
    DEFENDANT: If you would be ONE BILLIONTH as persuasive Out There …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Fuck you. I'm fired, and you're screwed. Because you're going to prison. Prison. Do you hear? Because the man who (and I am that man) who stood the
remotest
chance of saving your worthless Jew self, the one man …
    DEFENDANT: … if you had a fucking clue …
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: I don't need a clue. I don't NEED a clue. I
needed you
to stay off the stand, to …
    DEFENDANT: Submit…
    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Yes. Submit. At the dentist, do you say, “They're my teeth: Let me help” ? YOU NEED TO SUBMIT.
    DEFENDANT: SUBMIT … SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT. God forgive me, what have I done? I hired a Goy lawyer! It's like going to a straight hairdresser.