tells me. âBus conductors cry, âGet out your passports, weâre coming to Golders Green!â But thatâs whatâs good about it. Jewish. Cosmopolitan. Lively.â
âMaybe. But my trouble isâcan I really believe in any private eye who doesnât come from Southern California?â
âI know. I sometimes have the same problem.â
I ask about his average day.
âIt may not inspire you with confidence.â
âBut I canât take my business anyplace else, can I? Especially when youâve just bought me a toothbrush and washcloth. Did Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe ever do as much for any of their clients?â
So he mentions process-serving. Debt-collecting. Surveillance work. Investigating cases of pilfering for a company which doesnât want to call in the police. Carrying out a lot of grindingly tedious research. âIâm not sure whatâs average. Certainly not becoming involved with missing heiresses and stumbling upon fraud and ancient unsuspected murder. Probably just sitting in the office and hoping for business.â
âLike this afternoon?â
âLike this afternoon. Your timing was impeccable.â
I ask him other things, more personal things. âNo,â he says, âno wife nor family. Obviously Iâve never met the right girl. Not yet.â
However, although his tone is light, I get the feeling heâd rather not talk about his private life. Well, fair enough.
We listen to Elgar and drink Scotch while waiting for the supper to be done; heâs boiling some potatoes and has put the contents of two packets of Lean Cuisine into the oven: fillets of cod with broccoli in a white sauce. Heâs also put some Riesling in the fridge.
After supper we channel-hop: half-watch, amongst other things, ten minutes of a programme on Pirandello. I scarcely take in any of it, but Tom says, âSometimes I feel I might be a character in search of an author. Or may have existence only in the minds of others.â He smiles at me. âGod knows how the world works!â he says.
One thing is fairly certain. Heâs drunk far more of the wine than I have. I go to bed quite early.
This could be a mistake. For the first time in several hours Iâm alone with all the haunting speculation. Just what is it, exactly, Iâm so anxious to forget?
Maybe itâs this, maybe itâs that. Maybe Iâm a guy with a broken marriage, a failed career, a smashed ambition; with a terminal illness, a kidnapped child, a dead wife. Maybe Iâm wanted by the police. Wanted on a charge of tax evasion, drunken driving, manslaughter, murderâ¦
Surprisingly, I eventually manage to sleep.
Tom wakes me with a cup of tea.
âAndâ¦?â He sounds too eager. âHas anything come back?â
âYou mean, anything apart from âI tort I taw a puddy tatâ or âI know a bank whereon the wild thyme blowsâ?â This morning Iâm finding it hard to hide a growing note of bitterness.
But he ignores it. âDo you want to shower before or after breakfast? And how do you like your eggs?â
While weâre eating he says:
âAbout that snapshot. During the night I had an idea. Suppose your father was over here in the war? Long before he thought of marrying your mother he met this English girl. The war ended and they lost touch. But now, when he heard that you were coming to London, he asked you to try to trace her.â
âWhy?â
âNostalgia, perhaps?â
âYes, but I mean if he cared that much why didnât he come himself? The guyâs had forty-five years in which to look for his little buttercup.â
âWhat Iâm saying isâsuddenly he has this strong desire to take stock; to come to terms with his past.â
âAnd this is the sort of thing youâd get your son to do for you?â
âDepends,â says Tom. âWhenever heâs here