sing it. ââSan Franciscoâ¦open your golden gateâ¦ââ Heads turn towards our table and she giggles and feigns bashfulness. âI remember Jeanette MacDonald singing it in that film with Clark Gable and Spencer Tracy and the earthquake. I suppose the songâs called âSan Franciscoâ. I canât remember what the film is.â
ââSan Franciscoâ,â Walt supplies and we all laugh. I get the passing thought that it was calculated (Trixie is by no means the dumb blonde she pretends, any more than Iâm the brainy brunette she also claims) but itâs still quite funny.
âAnd I once read âA Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurâs Courtâ,â I say to Matt. âSo Iâm well up on where you come from, too.â
This time itâs only him and me who laugh. Trixie is too busy saying to Walt, âI liked that film; I found it ever so inspiring. Spencer Tracyâs in the one weâre going to see tonight. Itâs called âWithout Loveâ.â
âWell, is that right? Weâve been wanting to catch up on that movie for months. Didnât you say so just the other day, Matt?â
âWhat?â
Walt has to remind him meaningfully of what he had said so emphatically just the other day.
âOh, sure,â Matt confirms. âIâve been boring everybody senseless!â
We arrive at the Electric Picture Palace in time for the full programmeâand bypass the longest queues by going in the dearest seats and needing to stand on the staircase for only a few minutes. The full programme comprises a second-feature, the news, Food Flashes, trailers, a Pete Smith Speciality, a medley of tunes on the theatre organ⦠Iâm always pleased to get my moneyâs worth and so, I find out now, is Matt, âeven down to your God Save the King,â he shamelessly confesses. But Trixie and Walt decide not to see the end of the big picture (so that weâll have longer in the pub) and Matt and I fall in obligingly.
âYou didnât mind?â he asks, as we walk together a short way behind the other twoâwho proceed first arm-in-arm and then, soon after, arm-round-waist.
I shake my head. âBut Iâm not the one whoâs been so frantic to catch up with it.â
âIn fact, I have an admission.â Iâm sure he already surmises, from the little heâs drawn out of me, that he isnât really spoiling my enjoyment. âI found it talkative and dull.â
âOh, what a letdown! Iâm truly sorry.â
âAnd irritating! All those âby gumsâ which were clearly meant to be so full of charm!â
âI know! You sat there almost waiting for the next! And what about her proud and tearful memory of her dying husbandâwho âgrinned that grin of hisâ? I think Iâd even have accepted a couple of extra âby gumsâ in exchange.â
âCareful! Two more might have brought us to screaming point!â
So in a way, although the film undoubtedly had entertaining moments (which we conscientiously acknowledge), we have more fun pulling it to pieces than we got out of watching it.
âAnyhow, despite all that, it was a good night out at the pictures. A very good night,â I add on impulse.
âFor me, too. Though Iâd have to say not entirely on account of the movie. I donât know if you gathered that.â
âThank you for treating me.â
Then we talk about how wonderful it is that the last blackout restrictions have finally been lifted and that the streetlights are on again; no more being obliged to carry torches which could only be directed at oneâs feet. No more need, even, for headlamps to wear a coveringânor traffic lightsâalthough admittedly there isnât much traffic now except for bikes. Itâs like a glimpse of El Dorado to see the light from the pub spilling out across the