Prodigal Son Read Free

made for Mercedes.” He lifted one of the wipers and let it slap back onto the windshield. “Hello, where’s your mind? Not that a long-legged fresh like you
needs
a mind.”
    An unmarked sedan had advantages in low-profile detective work; however, back when she’d driven a black-and-white patrol car, Carson had never been bothered by crap like this.
    “You’re breaking the law,” she told him.
    “Somebody in a
mood
this mornin’.”
    “The windshield’s clean. This is extortion.”
    “I charge two bucks to clean it.”
    “I advise you to step back from the car.”
    The kid lifted his rag, prepared to smear the windshield. “Two bucks to clean it, three bucks
not
to clean it. Most ladies, whether they’re male or female ladies, take option two.”
    Carson unbuckled her seatbelt. “I asked you to step back from the car.”
    Instead of retreating, Scarface leaned into the window, inches from her. Breath sweetened by a morning joint, soured by gum disease. “Gimme three bucks, your phone number, a nice apology—and maybe I don’t mess with your fine face.”
    Carson grabbed the gink’s left ear, twisted it hard enough to crack cartilage, and slammed his head sideways against the door post. His howl sounded less like that of a wolf than like that of an infant.
    She let go of his ear and, exiting the sedan, opened the door into him with enough force to knock him off his feet.
    As he sprawled backward, rapping his head on the pavement hard enough to summon constellations to an inner planetarium, she planted one foot on his crotch, grinding down just enough to make him squirm and to pin him in place for fear that she’d make paste of his jewels.
    Shoving her police ID toward his face, she said, “My phone number is nine-one-one.”
    Among the hostage cars, heads up and alert, Scarface’s four ace kools were looking at him, at her, stunned and angry but also amused. The guy under her foot was a homey, and a humiliation to one home boy was a humiliation to all, even if maybe he was a little bit of what they called
hook homey,
a phony.
    To the nearest of Scarface’s friends, Carson said, “Stall it out, shithead, unless you want a hole in your doo-rag.”
    The gink under her foot tried to crab-walk away, but she stepped down harder. Tears sprang to his eyes, and he chose submission over the prospect of three days with an ice pack between his legs.
    In spite of her warning, two of the other four gangbangers began to edge toward her.
    Almost with the nimbleness of prestidigitation, Carson put away her ID and produced the pistol from her holster.
    “Check it out, this lady under my foot, he’s been scratched”—which meant embarrassed—“but none of you has. Nothin’ here for you but two years in stir, maybe lit up and crippled for life.”
    They didn’t split, but they stopped moving closer.
    Carson knew they were less concerned about her pistol than about the fact that she talked the talk. Since she knew the lingo, they assumed—correctly—that she had been in situations like this before, lots of them, and still looked prime, and wasn’t afraid.
    Even the dumbest gangbanger—and few would win a dime on
Wheel of Fortune
—could read her credentials and calculate the odds.
    “Best to break, best to book,” she said, advising them to leave. “You insist on bumping titties, you’re gonna lose.”
    Ahead of her plainwrap sedan, closer to the intersection, cars began to move. Whether or not they could see what was happening in their rearview mirrors, the drivers sensed the shakedown had ended.
    As the cars around them began to roll, the young entrepreneurs decided there was no point to lingering when their customer base had moved on. They whidded away like walleyed horses stampeded by the crack of thunder.
    Under her foot, the windshield-washer couldn’t quite bring himself to admit defeat. “Hey, bitch, your badge, it said
homicide.
You can’t touch me! I ain’t killed nobody.”
    “What a