semis.â
âWhat happened? You went all the way to the finals last year,â Arney asks.
âYeah,â Josh says, stuffing his mouth with the first sandwich. âI was sweating it this year, you know, having major doubts, and Firth told me to put it in the hands of the Lord.â
Light laughter. âHowâd that work for you?â Arney says.
âNot sure,â Josh says back. âWhen I won the quarters I dropped to one knee and pointed to the heavens.â
Marley Waits laughs out loud. âHowâd that work for you?â
Ron Firth drops his forehead to the arm of his overstuffed chair.
âAgain,â Josh says, ânot sure. I thought I was giving it up to the Lord but Terrence Davis was standing on the balcony right above me.â
âWhoâs Terrence Davis?â Marley asks.
âThe guy who kicked my ass in the semis,â Josh says.
Firth looks up. âDo I have to do everything for you, Tak? You got to look where youâre pointing, man.â
âMy Asiatic brother Tebowed up to his next opponent?â Justin Chenier says. âDamn!â
âYou think this Davis guy intercepted it?â Bobby Wright asks.
Paulie closes his eyes and smiles. Literal Bobby.
âActually, I think this Davis guy didnât care if I Tebowed him or not,â Josh says. âAll he cared about was how quick he could put my shoulder blades on the mat.â
Ron Firth laughs. âYou sure you dropped to the right knee? If you do it wrong, itâs occult.â
Josh just smiles and stuffs his face with the second sandwich. He points to his mouth. âGot a lot of catchinâ up to do,â he says, but all anyone hears are words passing through bread.
Logs wads his lunch sack and puts a three-pointer into the wastebasket. âSo, whatâs up?â he says as the last of the Period 8 kids settle in, digging through backpacks and getting comfortable in desks and beanbags and old chairs Logs has hijacked over the past forty years on their way from the teachersâ lounge to the Dumpster. Whatâs up? is the way Logs starts every Period 8.
Any subject is fair game. No qualifications to enroll, no grade or credit, no attendance taken, but in a given year membership is consistent. There were years when Period 8 was the only reason Logs taught, when the educational philosophy du jour provided him almost no satisfaction; years when his personal life was in such a shambles he could barely bring himself to the classroom each day. But Period 8 always brought him to life and grounded him. âIâm an old guy and you guys are young,â he says at the start of every year. âBut we have one common reference point: weâre all as old as weâve ever been. We all have history, and a future. History is known, the future not so much. My history is longer and hopefully my future shorter than yours. But we have the same challenge: to view what has happened to us in a way that influences what will happen.â
Period 8 protocol: nobody gets hurt. Well, hurt maybe a little, but not injured.
âWhatâs up is this ,â Hannah Murphy says.
Paulie can tell from her tone this is going exactly to the place he wants to avoid. Sweet Hannah. No prisoners.
âHannah Murphy,â Logs says. âTake it away.â
âAre all men pigs?â she says.
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Star lets herself into her empty house. Her dad is at work and her mother is collecting for the Junior League auction. She looks at her watch, thinks about school, shelves the thought. Sheâll catch up. Sheâs always been able to catch up. She reaches to the bottom of her purse for a small pill, pops it, and starts running a tub in her bathroom.
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âAre all men pigs,â Logs says, scratching his chin. âPreamble to the male Bill of Rights, I believe. But methinks this question is loaded.â
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