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their mama. They have their mother’s loveliness, just like they have their father’s Mediterranean hot temper and love for the champagne, no? Sought after by playboys all over Europe and beyond for their faces and fortunes, the little principessas have always been the most popular of the European royals. The Principessa Stephanie, she is even the model for the short time! The principessas, they marry, to the race car drivers and the speed boat driver and even to the bodyguards! Today the principessas, they are raising their own little princes and principessas, who look as bella as their mamas and their grandmama! —Paolo
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    The Prin Car and Steph have bodies like mods and can wear any. With their complex they look esp good in white or black.* —Sebastiano

    [*What Sebastiano seems to be trying to say here is:
    The Princesses Caroline and Stephanie have bodies like models and can wear anything. With their complexions they look especially good in white or black.
    But let’s examine what’s really important here:
    ONE OF THEM MARRIED HER BODY GUARD??? I would so never marry one of my bodyguards. I mean, for one thing, they are all too old… and in Lars’s case at least, so not my type. I mean, in his spare time, Lars likes to go boar hunting. BOAR HUNTING.
    Need I say more?]
    Mia’s Random Act of Princess:
    Be like Princesses Caroline and Stephanie: On the first warm, sunny Saturday of spring, spend some time outside. But remember: Due to the destruction of the ozone layer, you must be sure to wear plenty of sunscreen. And a big floppy hat. And long sleeves. And sit in the shade. There’s nothing appealing about premature aging from the sun.

    MARIE ANTOINETTE

    Poor Marie! So misunderstood! She only wants to make things pretty…. Who doesn’t? And she try too hard, married to that little pot-belly dauphin. He love her so, he build her a little village of her own, so she can pretend to be the milkmaid! Soon all of the royals in France are pretending to be the milkmaids. Like little Bo Beep, these milkmaid principessas look!
    Only the real milkmaids, they not so happy about it, no? Because they have to do all the work.
    Still, nothing bring out the rosy cheeks like exercise, and what better exercise is there, than bringing in the milk? —Paolo
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    Milk! It does the bod good!* —Sebastiano
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    [*I believe Sebastiano is trying to say that milk does a body good.
    It is very hard for me to keep all these princesses straight, especially during the frequent pop quizzes Grandmère springs on me during our princess lessons. So I wrote this poem about Marie Antoinette, to keep her straight from everybody else:
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    There once was a great queen of France
    who spent millions on wine and romance.
    The peasants complained,
    â€™cause the money had been drained
    from their purses and seats of their pants.
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    The queen, she ignored their complaining,
    and for most of the time she was reigning,
    she closed palace doors,
    called the peasants “Such bores!”
    and there were no fireworks or parading.
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    â€™Til “Your majesty, ma’am,” said a squire,
    â€œof your rule the peasants do tire.
    They have nothing to eat—
    no bread and no meat—
    They’re setting the palace on fire!”
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    To which the queen cried, “Oh, for heaven’s sake!
    Why do you quiver and quake?
    If no bread’s in the pantry, and meat is so scanty,
    why don’t we let them eat cake?”]
    Mia’s Random Act of Princess:
    Be like Marie: Be kind to food service industry workers, and tip well! Princesses are always gracious to wait staff.
    PRINCIPESSA MARCELLA BORGHESE
    Principessa Marcella Borghese, the Duchess di Bomarzo, was the legendary beauty who founded Princess Marcella Borghese cosmetics company in the 1960s… during which she was often seen wearing Pucci, the Enyce of Italia. The principessa, she love the spa treatments: She