magnolia in here, but with a bit of maroon thrown in as some kind of blessed relief; a few French Impressionist prints on the chimney breast. Oh, bugger it . . .
The door wouldnât slam. It owned one of those swing-slow contraptions at the top, and Harrie gave this item a baleful glance before focusing sternly on Miriam Goldberg. âYou should have a noisy door,â complained the new arrival. âA heavy slam is probably just what the doctor ordered for cases like mine.â The anger drifted away, because she could not be ill-behaved with so pleasant a woman.
Miriam shuffled some papers and tried not to smile. âSit down, please.â
âHave you nothing I can break?â
âNot today, no. Would you like a jelly baby?â
.Not unless it comes with a knuckleduster or a shotgun.â
âAll right.â The doctor grinned. âI could buy seconds from the market and you could smash crocks later in the backyard.â She shook the jar of sweets. âThere are black ones. I always think black ones taste best, donât you?â
âIâm not racist, so Iâm not bothered.â Harrie chewed a nail instead. These visits were a waste of time. She had stuff to do. Waiting at the shop were two rings with suspect settings and some new stones to be sorted. âBenâs at the dentist,â she murmured. âThis is his first time on his own, and heâll be terrified.â
âWhereâs your mother?â
âGod knows. Or perhaps the devil does. Sheâs having dinner and bridge tonight with some of her cronies. She canât play bridge for toffee.â
âTry her on jelly babies.â
Harrie flopped into the chair for clients. âYou should see someone about your fixation with those sweets.â
âPhysician heal thyself?â
âExactly. Go on, Iâll have a yellow one.â
While Harrie chewed, Miriam Goldberg hung on to her exasperation. âAt eighteen,â she began eventually, âyour brother is old enough to cope with his own teeth.â Why should this poor girl take all the flak? âAnd, if he canât manage by himself, shouldnât your mother go with him?â
Harrie raised her shoulders. âI have no answer to that one.â
The psychologist reined herself in. She was here as a professional to listen to Harrie, to help her externalize her feelings and cope with daily disaster. âHowâs your grandmother?â
The girl swallowed the remains of her sweet and smiled broadly. âUtterly and dreadfully wonderful. She got Sky Plus, so sheâs happy. My grandmother is now self-crowned queen of UK Drama. She watches anything and everything, though I am slightly concerned regarding her new affiliation to the crime channels.â
âAnd your parents?â
Harrie sighed. âWhat good is this doing, Doc? What am I to say? I donât know. I donât know how they feel about anything. Dad seldom shows emotion, because heâs too busy trying to save the world from the little people. He says it will not be a neutron bomb, but a microbe that will see us all off. And as for Mother, after so much Botox, her face shows hardly any reaction, and she was never one for words.â
Miriam shook her head slowly. The Compton-Milnes were round the twist, and Harrie was paying the price for all of them. âBut sheâs a jeweller â she has to talk to people.â
The young client shook her head. âBut not to me â never in depth. Anyway, donât make the mistake of oversimplifying the dynamics within my family. Itâs easy to say that my father is a boffin, my brother a genius, my mother a fool.â She leaned forward. âDo you know how long it takes to make a diamond?â
âA million years?â
âAnd the rest.â Harrie picked up a pencil and twisted it in her fingers. âTo explain humanity would take the same period of evolution,