him. Â I was scared, too.
âWhat the hell are you guys doing?â
âJust calm down, Papa Bear,â Mike said. Â Thatâs his name for me whenever he wants to convey to people that Iâm kind of this old fuddy-duddy. Â It so happens that Mike is two years older than I am and it also happens that Iâm not a fuddy-duddy. Â Jan has assured me of that, and sheâs completely impartial.
âKnock off the Papa Bear bullshit. Â Did you call the cops?â
âNot yet,â Neil said. Â âJust calm down a little, all right?â
âYou havenât called the cops. Â Youâve got some guy tied up and gagged in my basement. Â You havenât even asked how Bob is. Â And you want me to calm down.â
Mike came up to me, then. Â He still had that air of pit-bull craziness about him, frantic, uncontrollable, alien.
âWeâre going to do what the cops canât do, man,â he said. Â âWeâre going to sweat this son of a bitch. Â Weâre going to make him tell us who he was with tonight, and then weâre going to make him give us every single name of every single bad guy who works this neighborhood. Â And then weâll turn all the names over to the cops.â
âItâs just an extension of the Patrol,â Neil said. Â âJust keeping our neighborhood safe is all.â
âYou guys are nuts,â I said, and turned back toward the steps. Â âIâm going up and calling the cops.â
Thatâs when I realized just how crazed Mike was. Â âYou arenât going anywhere, man. Â Youâre going to stay here and help us break this bastard down. Youâre going to do your goddamned neighborhood duty .â
Heâd grabbed my sleeve so hard that heâd torn it at the shoulder. Â We both discovered this at the same time.
I expected him to look sorry. Â He didnât. Â In fact, he was smirking at me. Â âDonât be such a wimp, Aaron,â he said.
Chapter 2
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M ike led the charge getting the kitchen cleaned up. Â I think he was feeling guilty about calling me a wimp with such angry exuberance. Â Now I understood how lynch mobs got formed. Â One guy like Mike stirring people up by alternately insulting them and urging them on.
After the kitchen was put back in order, and after Iâd taken inventory to find that nothing had been stolen, I went to the refrigerator and got beers for everybody. Â Bob had drifted back to the kitchen, too.
âAll right,â I said, ânow that weâve all calmed down, I want to walk over to that yellow kitchen wall phone there and call the police. Â Any objections?â
âI think blue would look better in here than yellow,â Neil said.
âFunny,â I said.
They looked themselves now, no feral madness on the faces of Mike or Neil, no winces on Bobâs.
I started across the floor to the phone.
Neil grabbed my arm. Â Not with the same insulting force Mike had used on me. Â But enough to get the job done.
âI think Mikeâs right,â Neil said. Â âI think we should grill that bastard a little bit.â
I shook my head, politely removed his hand from my forearm, and proceeded to the phone.
âThis isnât just your decision alone,â Mike said.
Heâd finally had his way. Â Heâd succeeded in making me angry. Â I turned around and looked at him. Â âThis is my house, Mike. Â If you donât like my decisions, then Iâd suggest you leave.â
We both took steps toward each other. Â Mike would no doubt win any battle we had but Iâd at least be able to inflict a little damage and right now thatâs all I was thinking about.
Neil got between us.
âHey,â he said. Â âFor Godâs sake you two, câmon. Â Weâre friends, remember?â
âThis is my house,â I
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