said, my words childish in my ears.
âYeah, but we live in the same neighborhood, Aaron,â Mike said, âwhich makes this âourâ problem.â
âHeâs right, Aaron,â Bob said from the breakfast nook. Â Thereâs a window there where I sometimes sit to watch all the animals on sunny days. Â I saw a mother raccoon and four baby raccoons one day, marching single file across the grass. Â My grandparents were the last generation to live on the farm. Â My father came to town here and ended up working at a ball bearing company. Â Raccoons are a lot more pleasant to gaze upon than people.
âHeâs not right,â I said to Bob. Â âHeâs wrong. Â Weâre not cops, weâre not bounty hunters, weâre not trackers. Â Weâre a bunch of goddamned guys who peddle stocks and bonds. Â Mike and Neil shouldnât have tied him up downstairsâthat happens to be illegal, at least the way they went about itâand now Iâm going to call the cops.â
âYes, that poor thing,â Mike said, âarenât we just picking on him, though? Â Tell you what, why donât we make him something to eat?â
âJust make sure we have the right wine to go with it,â Neil said. Â âProperly chilled, of course.â
âMaybe we could get him a chick,â Bob said.
âWith bombers out to here,â Mike said, indicating with his hands where âhereâ was.
I couldnât help it. Â I smiled. Â They were all being ridiculous. Â A kind of fever had caught them.
âYou really want to go down there and question him?â I said to Neil.
âYes. Â We can ask him things the cops canât.â
âScare the bastard a little,â Mike said. Â âSo heâll tell us who was with him tonight, and who else works this neighborhood.â Â He came over and put his hand out. Â âGod, man, youâre one of my best friends. Â I donât want you mad at me.â
Then he hugged me, which is something Iâve never been comfortable with men doing, but to the extent I could, I hugged him back.
âFriends?â he said.
âFriends,â I said. Â âBut I still want to call the cops.â
âAnd spoil our fun?â Neil said.
âAnd spoil your fun.â
âI say we take it to a vote,â Bob said.
âThis isnât a democracy,â I said. Â âItâs my house and Iâm the king, I donât want to have a vote.â
âCan we ask him one question?â Bob said.
I sighed. Â They werenât going to let go. Â âOne question?â
âThe name of the guy he was with tonight.â
âAnd thatâs it?â
âThatâs it. Â That way we get him and one other guy off the street.â
âAnd then I call the cops?â
âThen,â Mike said, âyou call the cops.â
âOne question,â Neil said.
While we finished our beers, we argued a little more, but they had a lot more spirit left than I did. Â I was tired now and missing Jan and the kids and feeling lonely. Â These three guys had become strangers to me tonight. Â Very old boys eager to play at boy games once again.
âOne question,â I said. Â âThen I call the cops.â
I led the way down, sneezing as I did so.
Thereâs always enough dust floating around in the basement to play hell with my sinuses.
The guy was his same sullen self, glaring at us as we descended the stairs and then walked over to him. Â He smelled of heat and sweat and city grime. Â The long bare arms sticking out of his filthy T-shirt told tattoo tales of writhing snakes and leaping panthers. Â The arms were joined in the back with rope. Â His jaw still flexed, trying to accommodate the intrusion of the gag.
âMaybe we should castrate him,â Mike said, walking up close to
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