single-mouthedlyâattempting to blow the entire male student body of La Barca Central High School.
He seemed unaware that his wife was involved in some rather bizarre affairs that took place several times a month in the hills above La Barca.
And he did not know that his mistress was taperecording everything that went on when Dick visited herâin and out of bed.
In short, Dick Hale appeared to be a classic space cadet.
* * *
Tuesday morning began as usual for Jessica Kress. Nothing out of the ordinary during her bath, drying her hair, putting on her makeup, drinking her coffee, and eating a bowl of cereal. With lots of fiber. All this was done while listening to her favorite radio station: KSIN. There was that funny commercial that made her laugh. She reached across the breakfast bar and turned up the volume. Then, without consciously realizing she was doing it, she picked up the phone and called KSIN, requesting âSeptember Songââthe version popular years ago, not the latest nasal congestion.
She had no conscious memory of doing that.
She heard the song, heard something slightly different this time, smiled, and said, âAll right.â Then she locked up the house and went to work.
* * *
âDick,â Tally-Ho sat down in his office. âI thought we had cleared the air as to who runs what in this station?â
âDidnât take long for that prima donna to call you,â Dick replied, leaning back in his expensive chair; where he kept his butt most of the day. That is, when he wasnât going home to take naps or visiting his mistress.
âFrenchy isnât a prima donna, and he didnât call me. I called him after I heard his show go flat. Dick, if you had the common sense to know horseshit from peanut butter, youâd have understood long ago that there is a time and a place to chew on DJs.â
Dick flushed deeply and pointed a finger at her. âLittle girlie, you do not talk to me in that manner.â
Tally smiled. âI have a legal, binding contract with this station,â she stood her ground. âThat document spells out, very clearly, my duties at this operation. It further states that it is my responsibility, and mine solely, to hire and fire and discipline on-air personalities. Now, if you want to argue that, Mrs. Upton is awaiting your call.â She met his gaze without wavering.
Dick tried to meet her steady gaze. But like most very insecure people, he could not maintain the eye-to-eye contact. He dropped his gaze and cursed. âYou goddamn libbers really think you have us men by the balls, donât you, little girlie?â
âYou call me Little Girlie again, and thatâs exactly where I will have you, Little Dickie.â
Dick jumped to his feet. âBy God, this is my station, Stacy! I run it.â
Tally stood up, meeting him eyeball to eyeball. âRun it? Thatâs a joke. You canât even splice a tape or cue up a record, before we went to CD and cart, that is. You donât know anything about a control room. You donât know anything about on-air personalities. Youâve never sat behind a mike in your life. You wouldnât last five minutes, if you really had to work in radio or TV. If your daddy hadnât given you the stock in this operation, youâd be out on the street panhandling. Weâve got the best salespeople in this city here at KSIN, Dick. Theyâre the ones selling the time, not you. You couldnât sell a heater to an Eskimo. The only thing you do around here is draw a check ... and a damn good check, thanks to the efforts of those who work here. Now we have a contract, Dick, and by god, Iâm going to hold you to that contract. Now, if that is not agreeable, you can buy out my contract. Right now. I take my format with me, and every DJ youâve got here will walk out with me.â
Dick paled. Her contract had just been renegotiated. âThatâs a three-year