first when she was five and her widowed mother had brought up to the nursery Victor Hannaford, whom she planned to marry, and his thirteen-year-old son. Simon had stepped forward with tremendous self-assurance, shaken Nannyâs hand, kissed Laurie on the cheek and smartly removed a box of chocolate marshmallows from the top of her toy box. She had watched anxiously as they disappeared downstairs for they were her favorite sweets, and she had been tremendously relieved when he returned to say good-bye and put the box back. Later it proved to be empty. Now she said: âAnd thereâs no need to waste that smile on me.â
âWhat smile?â
âYour basking sharkâs smile.â
âAnyone would think you couldnât trust me.â Simon poured himself a third vodka and tonic, added lemon and ice. He swirled it round, admiring the silvery gloss on the surface before draining it in one swallow. âRight,â he said, becoming very brisk. âWeâve got ten at two fiftyâ¦less food, of course. We can raid the cellar for the wineââ
âOh, no, we canât!â
âWhy on earth not? All those dusty crates of plonk slowly turning to vinegarââ
âIf itâs plonk itâll have turned long ago. I shouldnât think anyoneâs been down there since Uncle George was carted up for the last time.â
âExactly. Weâd be doing Aunt Maude a favor clearing it out.â
âI doubt if sheâd see it like that.â
âAnyway, itâll probably all be ours sooner or later.â
âSooner or later isnât now. And donât count your chickens. Weâre not the only possible heirs.â
âWeâre the most likely.â
âThereâs Hazelâs son.â
âMervyn? Aunt Maude hates him. Says he looks like a constipated squirrel.â
Laurie giggled. âHe does a bit. What about Jocelyn then? Or that weird cousin who had nervous palpitations and used to sleep in a fish tank.â
âHetty? She went to Australia.â
âThe Handsom-Nortys?â
âAfter that hushed-up flotation scandal? No,â repeated Simon firmly, âyou and I are by far the best bet. Nowâif we could please get back to business. How much do you think we shall have to pay the staff?â
âThere you go again, harping on about staff. What staff?â
âWeâve got to have a butler and maid.â
âWhatâs wrong with Mrs. Posture and Ivy?â
âGodâyouâre so dim.â Simon explained slowly and clearly. âApart from the fact that neither of them, however cunningly disguised, could ever be mistaken for a butler, thereâs the strong possibility that theyâll tell Aunt Maude on her return what weâve been up to.â
âYou said she wouldnât mind.â
âPicky, picky. I shall put a help-wanted notice in the Oxford Mail.â
âSafer to go to an agency.â
âIâve no intention of paying a huge registration fee and inflated salaries, thanks very much. Especially as our profits have now been cut to the bone thanks to all this whining about numbers. The point of the weekend after all is to make a killing. I shall ask for references, of course.â
âI should hope so.â
Simon replaced his glass on the table and lifted his face to the warm early evening sun, calmly content. He had never in a million years thought that he would be able to persuade Laurie to go along with his plan. Or, should this persuasion miraculously occur, that she would agree to more than two or, at the very most, four visitors at a time. Huckster-like he had started by suggesting over thirty, knowing this would frighten the wits out of her, and now she had actually agreed to ten. Unbelievable. Tomorrow he really would put an advertisement in The Times . He said: âAnd the murder is still on?â When Laurie frowned he added quickly: