hardly see a thing before. I should have brought a torch.â âIâll go and get one.â âDonât you dare.â He caught his sisterâs eye. âAnd thereâs no need to sneer.â His voice wavered theatrically. âWho knows what horrors lurk at the bottom of the Black Lagoon?â Laurie reached up and pushed the light. It swung backward and forward. Huge shapes loomed out of the dimness, receded, loomed again. Old furniture piled high, some trunks, an upturned ancient rowing boat. Tennis nets, bats and balls, a set of mallets for croquet. And crates and crates and crates of wine. âMy Godâ¦â breathed Simon. âAn oenophileâs paradise.â âI bet itâs all off.â âOne way to find out.â Simon moved toward the nearest stack. Each set of fifty crates was enclosed in a three-sided cage made of open wire mesh over a wooden frame. He pulled out a bottle. âDonât swing it about like that. Thereâs bound to be sediment.â âSo I spoil one. Thereâs hundreds more. What sort do we want? Youâre the chef de cuisine.â âSome red and some white.â âIâd have thought all that pricy training would have left you with a slightly wider grasp of château and vintage than âsome red and some whiteâ.â âThereâs no point in being precise when I donât know what weâve got.â âWell, thisâ¦â Simon peered at a bottle. âThe labelâs flaked off.â âShould tell you on the cork what it is.â âThereâs obviously some serious testing to be done here. We canât give the punters stuff we havenât had a go at ourselves. You take the next three down and Iâll bring these.â âSimonâ¦â Laurie had moved a few steps away. âHere a minute.â Simon joined her. âChampers. Yum-yum.â âItâs Krug, 1955.â âHigh time we polished it off then.â âWe canât do that. It must be worth a fortune.â âYouâre not going to be tiresome, are you, Laurie?â âWhat do the others say?â âDrink me.â Simon turned Laurie firmly toward the cellar steps and gave her a little push. âGo and find a corkscrew.â He collected three more bottles and followed his sister, nudging when she hesitated. Back in the dining room he produced some long-stemmed tulip glasses, wiped the dirt and cobwebs from bottle number oneâit still looked quite blackâand eased out the cork. The wine glowed like rubies and a heavenly fragrance, massively opulent, arose from the glass. Black currants, cedarwood (or was it sandalwood?), plummy and rich. Laurie emptied her glass and gazed at Simon. She looked quite stunned. âDelicious.â Simon pulled a further cork. âThis is a white one. I think you asked for one of each.â The white one in its own way was equally superb. In color a lovely buttery yellow with a greenish edge. Disbelieving the first glass, they had a second. It smelled of⦠âVanilla.â âNuts.â âToast.â âToast?â âAnd butter.â âI wouldnât say that,â contradicted Laurie, wagging her head. âSeems to meââinvestigating furtherââto have a rare and subtle oakinessââ âSpare me the wine babble.â âOanyâ¦ohâ¦onlyâ¦ockyâ¦â âOne more word about rare and subtle oakiness and it all goes down the sink.â âNo!â âBehave yourself then.â âYes, Simon.â âLetâs have no prating on about saucy little numbers with a quick good-bye.â âNo, Simon.â Laurie imbibed a little more. âGorse bushes.â âGod, youâre affected.â Simon broached bottle number three. âThatâs the fish and meat then.â âWhat