Trudy was going to be home at precisely 7 p.m. from work and he was going to surprise her with three things. A wonderful dinner (he was picking it up from the restaurant on the way home). A candlelit room setting a romantic mood. He was going to be naked with a bow on his pecker and a big smile on his face. He looked at the clock and saw it was already 6:45. Once he had the table set and candlelight flickering on the table he decided to get out his secret weapon. A friend of his had told him of all the great effects Viagra had on his sex life. Kyle wasn’t weird but did engage in some “off the beaten path” adventures with Trudy to spark their sex life. He and his wife had toys and other sex aides but neither wanted to depend on them. So he sat quietly reading the label. “Hmmmmmmm, take one tablet twenty minutes before,” he read aloud from the instructions. He sat there in a state of awe thinking how great medicine could be, then read on. “Hmmm, sustain an erection for an uncertain amount of time from 30 to 60 minutes.” Kyle looked up at the clock above the fireplace and saw it was about five minutes before seven. Time for the medicine. The label said take 1/2 to a full tab. What the hell!, he thought as he swallowed down a full tablet. He walked around cleaning up the house then grabbed a beer and sat down to read. He was enthralled in his latest Hustler magazine and could see the Viagra was having a strong effect on him. He noticed it was 15 after and still no Trudy. Then suddenly, the phone rang. “Hello?” Kyle answered. It was Trudy. She called to tell him she ran into somebody and was going to be late. After he put the phone down he stood up, and so did something else. Hmmmmm. He was fascinated with it, so he did some tests. He hung four towels on it and still no problem. He balanced a broom on it. Used it as a bat playing softball. Put donuts on it and lastly used the force and pretended it was a light saber. After thirty minutes passed he was all worked up and hornier than a rabbit and it had become obvious his wife wasn’t coming home. He went upstairs into her closet and looked for something to wear. Though he had hidden this fetish from Trudy, he had a fascination with women’s undergarments. The feel of silk always made him a little more uninhibited and was the reason he usually insisted on her wearing it to bed and even during sex. He rustled through her drawers still having a hard-on that wouldn’t quit. He decided to put on her red crotchless teddy and her high heels. He fumbled putting it on and almost gave himself a hernia from the straps against his groin. He tried not to bend his dick backwards as he pushed it out the front of the teddy’s opening. Looking in the mirror he took some deep red lipstick and messily applied it to his lips. In the corner of the closet he found a brown paper bag. As he opened it he remembered ordering it after watching Nikki Tyler in a porno movie and getting all excited and whacking off for hours about it. It was one of those fake bottoms made out of rubber and supposedly had the feel and texture of the real thing. There was even a picture of her for the pillow so you could imagine it was her you were screwing instead of a rubber attachment. Kyle had an extreme hard-on working and didn’t want to waste it, so he figured he’d practice before the wife came home. The feel of the lingerie made him horny and the Viagra had him feeling adventurous, so he placed the toy on the bed as if she was bent over in front of him and plunged his stiffness deep into the asshole of the toy. He attempted anal sex with it because Trudy didn’t believe in it. He found Trudy’s vibrator in her nightstand and decided to see what the big deal was so he slid it painfully into his own anus. He was now thoroughly stimulated and felt empowered by the ultimate erection so he viciously screwed the toy. After a few deep strokes he felt a tightening around his penis. He