do have our private separate lives and we â¦â
âRespect one another.â
âCompletely.â
âWhereâs your husband today?â
âI have no idea. When I come here weâre only together long enough to have dinner or a game of golf. He likes to spend most of his time hiking in the desert. Or so he says.â
The P.I. put the cocktail glass on an onyx coffee table that was bigger than a squash courtâthe only piece with the right scaleâand said, âSo you want me to conduct a surveillance and find out who, what, where, when and why?â
âJust who and why. I particularly have to know why. If once, in all these years, heâd ever expressed the slightest wish for a child we could have ⦠at least talked it over.â
âSurveillance is very expensive. It can go on for days and weeks with no satisfaction whatsoever. And by the way, I donât do illegal phone taps.â
âAll right, just find out who the surrogate is to start with. Who may lead to why.â
âSixty dollars an hour charged against a one-thousand-dollar retainer is what I get for surveillance work,â the P.I. lied, half hoping Rhonda Devon would change her mind. This could turn into real garbage work. âAnd when he goes to bed I go to bed. I donât sit outside a clientâs house running up the meter. If he gets up in the middle of the night for a run to his hired bake-oven Iâll never know about it.â
âYouâre very flippant,â Rhonda Devon said.
âI donât think I really want the job.â The P.I. hesitated for a moment, then said, âI have to ask you, Mrs. Devon, after the cardiac surgery did he try with you? Are you sure he has vascular insufficiency?â
âThere were a few pathetic attempts. No, I do not believe heâs capable of erection.â
She looked thinner than ever in the lemony light and shadow. The P.I. was unaccountably sorry for her, and felt odd pitying someone this rich.
âMrs. Devonââthe P.I. touched an urn on the coffee tableââare you afraid heâs found someone he cares about? Someone he wants to raise a child with? No matter how the conception gets accomplished?â
âThatâs an Etruscan vase,â Rhonda Devon said, as though she hadnât heard the question. âPlease be careful. Iâve prepared a file for you with everything youâll need to know about Clive, including a photo. The fileâs on the table by the door.â
Rhonda Devon arose languidly, but staggered a step from too much predinner booze, and swayed across the marble foyer, leading the way to the door.
Before leaving, the P.I. looked at the client, and said, âWhatâll you do with the information if Iâm able to get it? I mean, the name of the surrogate and the reason for your husband doing this? What would you do with the information?â
âYou donât have to worry about that,â Rhonda Devon said.
âOh, but I do. In fact, Iâm not taking this case if you refuse to tell me.â
Rhonda Devon studied the private investigator for a moment, showed perfect orthodontal teeth, and said, âAbsolutely nothing. But I have to know.â Then she added, âIâd be happy to pay a bonus for results. Say, five thousand dollars? I wonât pretend that my husband and I have a close relationship or even a normal one. But I have to know. Surely, as a woman, you can understand?â
O n the fourth ring, he picked up the phone, or tried to. He made a swipe at it, but the phone fell off the nightstand. Somebody had squeezed him like a grapefruit. He was all acid and pulp, juiceless. Dry as tumbleweed.
On the seventh ring he found it, a phone in the shape of a boxing glove. The guy whose mansion he was sitting probably had had one intramural match at prep school when he was ten years old, and had gone goofy over prize fighters. The study was