full of Leroy Neimanâs nervous sports prints, as well as lots of boxing photos. Undoubtedly, he was the kind of guy who wouldnât travel without his Water Pik.
âHello,â he croaked into the boxing glove. He heard a muffled reply and turned the phone right side up. âYeah?â
A womanâs voice said, âDetective Cutter?â
âYeah, whoâs this?â He felt like somebody had inflated his skull with mustard gas.
âIs it a bad time to call?â
âNo, itâs a bad day to call. What day is this?â
âItâs Monday, February fourth.â
âWhat year ?â
âAm I disturbing you?â
âNo, I had to get up and puke anyway. Who the hell is this?â
âMy nameâs Breda Burrows,â she said. âIâm a P.I. here in Palm Springs, retired from LAPD.â
âYeah, so whadda ⦠oh, shit!â
Lynn Cutter slouched from bed in his gray silk pajama bottoms (property of the guy who was nutted out over boxers) and scuttled toward the bathroom like somebody trying to run underwater. Because the bathroom was bigger than the Palm Springs police station he didnât quite get to the toilet, but did manage to upchuck in a Jacuzzi tub with gold-plated faucets.
Lynn went down on the cool tile for a minute, examining a crumbled line of grout from a roachâs-eye view. He raised up, wiped his mouth on a monogrammed towel, and picked up the extension: a Sports Illustrated phone shaped like a sneaker.
Speaking from the supine position, he said, âIâm dying.â
âI can call back in thirty minutes.â
âTheyâll be pulling a sheet over me,â he moaned. âLook, lady, it ainât easy talking into a tennis shoe. Whaddaya want?â
âWell, Detective Cutter,â she began, then thought it sounded stiff and formal. So she said, âWhadda your friends call you?â
âI donât have any.â He was feeling more bile bubbling and rising. âBut mother calls me Lynn. Kiss her for me. Iâm all through.â
âLynn?â
âYeah, Lynn! I know! Marion Morrison didnât like a girlâs name and changed it to John Wayne! I know! Lynnâs not a common name but life wasnât easy for a boy named Sue, was it? Now, lady, will you tell me what the hell you want this time a morning?â
âItâs one oâclock in the afternoon, Lynn.â
âMorning, afternoon! Kee-rist, have a heart!â
âCan I drive over and talk to you? I have something to discuss that might be to our mutual advantage.â
He paused, then said, âSave your gas. I ainât about to jeopardize a disability pension by doing favors for private eyes, okay?â
âHey, I wouldnât jeopardize your pension,â she said. âWeâre in the same society. Society of the badge.â
âUsed to be. You ainât carrying a badge no more. Far as Iâm concerned, youâre just fuzz that was . Like just about every other P.I. I ever met. Fuzz that was .â
âBut Iâll always be a cop at heart,â she said. âHow about a brief meeting?â
âI gotta go,â he said. Then it occurred to him. âHowâd you get my number?â He wobbled to his feet, weaved a bit, and considered peeing in the bathtub.
âIâll tell you,â she said, âif youâll meet me for lunch.â
âLunch?â Heâd only raised his voice to twelve decibels, slightly louder than the sound of human breathing, but it sounded like a concussion grenade. When he turned on the faucet he heard Chinese New Year.
âHow about a drink?â she asked. âLetâs meet in one hour and have a drink. Whadda you got to lose?â
âThe Furnace Room,â he said, spotting an empty cognac bottle on the counter beside one of the bathroom sinks. The only thing he remembered clearly was that whatâs-her-name