Take care of Samuel?â
âYes. Part-time. He needs help with his G-I tube. And seizures. Iâm basically on call all night long. Sleep in the guest room closest to Samuelâs bedroom with a baby monitor. On weekends I clean the house and do the laundry. Stuff like that.â
âYou still do weekdays at Mainland Medical?â
Mainland Medical is the hospital on the far side of the causeway that operates our Regional Trauma Center. Itâs where the Medevac helicopter took Katie Landry when a sniper who was gunning for me shot her instead. Christine was one of Katieâs emergency room nurses.
âNo,â says Christine, kind of softly. âI left Mainland a while ago.â
âReally? What happened?â
âIâd rather not talk about it, Danny. Not right now. Okay?â
âSure,â I say. âStay here. I need to talk to Mrs. Oppenheimer.â
âSheâll lie, Danny.â
I nod and grin. âThanks for the tip.â
Mrs. Shona Oppenheimer and Officer Santucci are waiting for me out on one of the decks hanging off the back of the house.
âMrs. Oppenheimer?â I say. âWhat happened here tonight?â
âI wanted to print out a new diet Iâd found on line for my sister, but Christine was hogging the printer with paperwork related to her position with Dr. Rosen.â
âDr. Rosen?â
âArnold Rosen, DDS. The retired dentist who lives in that big house up in Cedar Knoll Heights. Itâs still the nicest piece of shorefront property on the island. It sits atop a bit of a bluff above the dunes, so Sandyâs storm surge didnât swamp it.â
I nod. The folks in Cedar Knoll Heights were lucky.
âDr. Rosen is ninety-four,â Mrs. Oppenheimer continues. âNot drilling too many teeth these days.â
Santucci chuckles. Guess these two had hit if off in my absence.
âChristine works at the dentistâs home during the day, seven to seven. She works here nights.â
âSo,â I say, âyou two were fighting over the printer?â
âHardly,â says Mrs. Oppenheimer. âApparently, some paper became jammed in the feeder, and Christine started using the most foul language imaginable in front of my very impressionable young son.â
âYour son was in the room with the printer?â I say because thatâs not where the son said he was.
âNo. He was in his room. But Christine was shouting so loudly, Iâm sure he heard every word. Thatâs when I calmly asked Christine to leave.â
âBut as I understand it, she lives here. Takes care of Samuel.â
âThat was always a temporary arrangement. I can find other pediatric home health aides. In fact, I already have.â
âI can verify that,â says Santucci. âShe called the, uh â¦â
âAtlantiCare Agency. Theyâre sending someone over right away.â
âSo, youâre evicting Christine?â I say.
âYou bet I am,â says Mrs. Oppenheimer. âShe was like a wild animal. Charged at me. Kicked me in the shin.â
She rubs her leg so I know which one got whacked.
âI grabbed her by the neck to keep her at bay. But she kept swinging and trying to kick at me. I had to exert a great deal of effort to protect myself. I wouldnât be surprised if I bruised her neck something fierce.â
I rub my face a little. âYou know, Mrs. Oppenheimer, Ms. Lemonopolous told me a very different story â¦â
âOh, Iâm sure she did. But donât let those big brown eyes fool you, officer. That woman is a crazed monster.â
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S O , BASICALLY , WE â RE IN A â SHE SAID / SHE SAID â SITUATION .
Both sides give completely different versions of what happened and the one semi-independent witness, Mrs. Oppenheimerâs son, can only tell us that he saw the two women whaling on each other in his living room.
So I ask all three
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